Slothface - Shaolin Sword [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
[Sampled audio]
“You came here very easily but you won’t leave that way, hahahaha”
“Heh, up yours”
“Hahahahaha, you’re mine”
“You’ll die this time”
“KILL HIM"

[Verse 1: Dratchface]
Dratch known only as a young “who’s this”
Bitches don’t know bout my kung fu grip
I’ll shoot two clips into a ninja
Hope you didn’t forget what I do to beginners' innards
Bhudda forgive my foolish behavior
Rappers ain’t ready for this Jewish savior
Cracka Christ stab a knife in ya back like
“Is that right?” Then blast ya ass back to a past life
The rad type, never one to seppuku
Too busy looking up kung fu on Youtube

[Sampled audio]
“Get out of it! Your father ordered us to kill him."

[Verse 2: Dratchface]
Who knew Dratch was such a poser?
Can’t even keep his mo’fuckin composure
How he gonna put all these caps in these asses
When he failed his last three classes?
Just cwual ‘im the Ol’ Nasty Bastard
And I’ll bet he’d be happy to answer to it
Oh, the flow is so fluid
Y’all know I’m so dope too, bitch
Who flinched? I’m finna stick a sword in ya abdomen
Rap is dead anyway, where the fuck have ya been?
Dratch’s rhymes leave y’all mad chagrined
And he does it all without being African American
Dratch been back and there again
Spit on the mic while rappers ask to spare a phlegm loogie
They can’t be picky or choosey
Over whose slickly produced beats to use this week
Well choose this, G, Dratch writes rhymes all over loose leaf
And Harold is the boss, all other music’s weak

[Sampled audio]
“Your father ordered us to kill him"

[Verse 3: Dratchface]
Rappers who step to this do so foolishly
They wish they could ever be as cool as me
They dream of me and wake up with ruined sheets
I’ll stick a sharpened katana through this beat
And that’s the word

[Sampled audio]
“Well, I thought I might rip them off. Sneak into the Shaolin temple and…”
“Rip them off?”
“Heheheheh, it’s unfortunate for the Buddhists, but I’m good at ripping things off”
“Ah, are you planning to recover the scriptures straight away?”
“Heheheh, I’m planning a piss"