Soul Khan - Suck My Dick [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Soul Khan]
Ladies and gentlemen
Let's get on some deep, intellectual
Super-scientifical shit, ha!

[Hook]
Suck my dick, lick my nuts (Repeats x4)

[Verse 1: Soul Khan]
When the city collapses into splinters and ashes
Are you really going to be happy with them silly contraptions?
The iPod, the iPhone, oh, my god, is my home
Just another hard drive to hold shit that I own?
I know, I know, that it sounds a little cliche
MC so-and-so on the mountain getting preachy
Someone always twisting up your words like you're T-Pain
But to keep that money right, you have got to remain
Silent as the moment when you're lying in an open casket
And they ask how to divide up what you're holding
Cash flow might slow your last cold night
But an asshole's life's still an asshole's life
I want to smoke the same shit Castro likes
While dummy type honeys say "that's so tight"
Collect money like I passed go twice
And bet it on Decepticons in Hasbro fights

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Soul Khan]
They say Americans are arrogant and fat
As the gats that they carry in Iraq
But I barely can attack
My own shadow, can't load that ammo
It's a grown man's battle, they ain't airing it on SMACK
When Ike Turner passed on his life's work and passion
All we could remember was the wife that he slapped on
So even though the music is supposed to be the measurement
I'll never lift an f'ing fist unless it's in defense of this
Liberty to Rock Bells, even if the stock sales drop, well, I fell
In the land of the blind, you die or you talk Braille, tough as an ox tail
To travel this far when your car's on the wrong rail
So, if you do connect with that future you're expecting
You should use a breath mint and lose that stupid weapon
Boogaloo electric? Nah, too broke
I told you all I know but I'm glad we spoke

[Hook]