South Park - It's Easy, M'kay [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch

You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
It's easy, m'kay

Step one, instead of ass say buns
Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole"
Step two, instead of shit say poo
As in "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold"

Step three, with bitch drop the T
Because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four, don't say fuck anymore
Because fuck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word m'kay

We can do it, it's all up to us, m'kay
With a little plan we can change our lives today

You can change it today
We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see
It's easy, m'kay

Step one, instead of ass say buns
Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole"
Step two, instead of shit say poo
As in "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold"

Step three, with bitch drop the T
Because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four, don't say fuck anymore
Because fuck is the worst word that you can say
Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no
You're cured, you can go

We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It's easy, m'kay

It's easy, m'kay
It's easy, m'kay