Stevie McFly - Thesis [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

We gon be here for a minute, so take a seat and get cozy
This tape is dedicated to the haters who oppose me
These niggas MTV: they think they do, but they don't know me
McFly is Barney Stinson, these niggas is Ted Mosby
Jonesing for some girls like January or Rosie
And trying to menage with Nicki and Parker Posey
Golden tickets in my pocket, Wonka with them Trojies
And until they bury me, you know my gang is Members Only
These bros be hitting the gym, sipping on Sobe
But I be smoking and sipping with all my homies
Don't be tripping you niggas could never hold me
Down, got the Crown, that liquor makes me the old me
And when you see the old me? Know I'm going 100
Smoking Paul Revere blunts: the regulars are coming
Got a K. West ego: you can't tell me nothing
Zoe Bell and Evel Knievel, me and my girls stunting
Like a boss, like a nigga who don't give a fuck
Wear my skinny jeans low; you know I got the biggest nuts
You biggin up your wack mans, planning out your wack plans
I'm ten steps ahead, sitting waiting for my advance
Fat chance you silly niggas even try to step to me
Your efforts be as futile as a Ron Paul presidency
My niggas do what they do very expertly
And you ain't got no brains; I just call you dudes the special team
You think you go hard? Nigga, that's my specialty
You must be making mushrooms into motherfucking special tea
Step off the plane with a Goyard full of special leaves
My phone looking like a hot college girl directory
I spit exceptionally; watch the way I kick it, son
Favorite Pokemon is Jolteon, but I'm more like Lickitung
Cause when I lick her down, make her feel like she could hit the sun
A million niggas on the come-up, but I'm the realest one
Yeah, I'm the realest one; you know you feel me son
And if I keep it up, one day I'll be as trill as Bun
So spread my shit around the torrent and the P2P
Cause ain't none of you ready for the BQE
And after that, none of my shit will be too free
So enjoy the fun shit before I be too deep
God Hates Swag and GGW, this summer see two treats
Then the game my buffet, nigga, I need to eat