TEAMHEADKICK - Gamer rap "u mad bro" [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
I don't give a fuck if you're an MLG Pro
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
Why you even care if I call your mom a ho?
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
When I do your sister, I keep it on the Low
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
Look at that face, you're about to explode
It's kinda funny making you pissed and shit
It's just a video game, so stop being a bitch
You care about your KDR, but I don't
You can get pissed, rage quit, but I won't
It's a game. It's supposed to be fun
Stop being so dumb and stop acting so young
On the quest to be the best and get to number one
On the leaderboards, but you never will son!
And even if you do, I ain't impressed with that
Why? Your ass is fat, you got a dumb ass hat
If loose lips sink ships, then you sink the Armada
Talk so much shit you're like a Poop Tostada!
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
I don't give a fuck if you're an MLG Pro
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
Why you even care if I call your mom a ho?
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
When I do your sister, I keep it on the Low
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
Look at that face, you're about to explode
Your face is so red, it's like somebody boiled it
Open your mouth, and guess what? It's a toilet!
Overflowing with anger and rage
You need to get yourself a plunger and stick it in your face!
Ha ha ha! We're all laughing at you
Stop acting like a noob, stop being so rude
Hey bro, I know! I shouldn't feed the trolls
But it's funny as hell watching you lose control
Why's everybody always laughing at me?
Cause you shoot like a girl, and sit down to pee
You ain't no G, so quit acting so hard
I can't understand you, I don't speak Retard
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
I don't give a fuck if you're an MLG Pro
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
Why you even care if I call your mom a ho?
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
When I do your sister, I keep it on the Low
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
Look at that face, you're about to explode
Acting like a badass on Xbox Live
But in real life, you're probably four feet high
A midget with an attitude, you got some problems dude
Take a deep breath, grab a drink and get some food
And stop yelling, and screaming and acting tough
What's the matter? Your mama didn't love you enough?
What? Fuck that! Give me your address!
Thought you could how up wearing makeup and a dress?
I'm laughing so hard, I need some tissues
Damn bro, you got some anger issues
Get a life, get a tan, get a job, and get paid
And maybe if you're lucky, you could get laid!
I get more ass than a toilet seat!
So is that how your dog got those STDs?
We should 1v1! How about that?
Sorry bro, I don't like to fight the handicapped
RANT
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
I don't give a fuck if you're an MLG Pro
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
Why you even care if I call your mom a ho?
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
When I do your sister, I keep it on the Low
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you mad bro?
Look at that face, you're about to explode