TEAMHEADKICK - The fap song [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
When I wanna see things I shouldn't see
I close my blinds, tun on my PC
I gotta fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
So I'll fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
No matter how weird your fetish is
You can find it online with a couple of clicks
So let's fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
I gotta fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
Fap to the left!
Fap to the right!
Fap all day and fap all night!
You do it, I do it too!
In fact, I might just fap to you!
It don't amtter where you're from
If you fap too much, you'll go numb
So let's fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
We gotta fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
Somebody once said "if you fap, you'll go blind"
(something something something) greatest of all time
Let's fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
C'mon, fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
Fap one time! Fap again!
Fapping's fun if you use your friends!
Fap to this! Fap to that!
Fap in a sock or in a hat!
Everybody does it
Come on, don't lie
If you fap too hard you'll have to guard your eyes
Burning, fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
I still fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
If you fap then put your hands up
One hand in the front, and one in your butt
Expert fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
Legendary fap
(Fap fap, fap fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)