Tech N9ne - Monster [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Tech N9ne]
Turn that shit up a little bit, Juan
So these motherfuckers can feel what I'm sayin'
Yeah, like that, yo!

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
When I was 5 years old I realized there was a road
At the end I would win lots of pots of gold
Kindergarten teacher knew I was impossible
Gots to grow dick quick to cock the ho
Evil breed, we smoke weed without seeds
Do dirty deeds, beat foul fiends, what they need
Walk around with a switch blade in 6th grade
You'll get a blade
If you display you a bitch
Or Mitch Bade
Have you ever
Sold a preacher
Crack on Sunday
Fucked your teacher?
7th grader
Under bleachers
Loosing data
Smokin reefer
Hasta amigo, hasta luego
Santa Fe hoes
After I pop, I stop and lay low
Damn clown from Kan Town
Many man found
There's a monster breed here, nigga, stand down!

[Hook]
(Monster!) If you wanna act like me
(Monster!) You gotta pop a gat like me
(Monster!) Makin' niggas skat like me
(Monster!) Dumpin' hella crack like me
(Monster!) You can always act like me
(Monster!) Ain't gotta be black like me
(Monster!) Keep a hold of your brat tightly
(Monster!) He just might be (Monster!)

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne & Don Juan]
It must be in my blood, it must be in my soul
I'm musty in the mud, I'm dusty in my clothes
Don't trust me, I'm a scrub, don't fuck with me, I'm cold
I'm quick to hold a grudge, don't touch, I might explode
I'm made for wrong, spent too many days alone
Blaze the bong, had too many surveys at homes
And it gets shittier, hit me ya
Bitch I ? ya, accidentally passing chlamydia

What kind of nigga, take X, but never heard of, safe sex?
What kind of nigga never think of learnin'?
Make his momma suck dick while he burnin'

Who's that nigga chuggin' liquor while Slim Shady bumpin'?
Who shot dem niggas down
On land and 80 somethin, (TECH N9NE!)
Them drug dealers, who think they know where evil lurks now
Who's that committing sexual acts on church ground?

[Hook]

[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]
Mama never knew wassup
She never knew I would turn beast when I grow up
She never thought that I'd know clutch
I hung with niggas in the hood who never gave a fuck
I'm a creature from the black platoon
Pass the shrooms
Blast to the moon
With half the room
Still howling, Lord knows I been a very
Bad boy fucking little Lory in Forest Hill cemetery
The definition of a bad boy
Use to hit niggas for [?] never had joy, and I
Never ever really had toys
So I started playing with .38s making mad noise
Who killed fetuses
Who needed this GHB to get heated, immediate
We get weeded be on some concieded shit
Many more coming
Because, because, because
It's dark off in Kansas City, nigga
The Land of Oz

[Hook 2x]

[Outro]
That's real, that's just a piece
This is just a little piece of the story
Got much much more to tell y'all

[Hook]