[Sung]
All you people up there in City Hall
You're fucking it up for the people that's in the streets
This is a song for the people in the streets
Not the people City Hall
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up
Come along children and fucking rise
Lots of times when me and KG are watching
All the fucking shit that goes down at City Hall
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up
Yeah we should fucking start a riot
(A riot!)
We have 'em screaming in the streets
We have 'em tipping over shit and breaking fucking windows of small businesses
And setting fucking fires
And setting fucking fires
And setting fucking fires
[Spoken Word]
And then after the smoke is cleared
And the rubble has been swept away
Me and KG will peek out our heads
We've been watching the riots on a monitor, twenty floors below sea level
From a bunker
We did it Rage-Kage,w e beat the bastards of City Hall
(JB laughing)
But now what will we do?
We must rebuild
But who will lead us in the rebuilding pro-cess
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
And the elbow grease
To lead us to a new land
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead
Alright, we'll do it
[Sung]
We'll lead as two kings
We'll lead as two kings
A-ha-haaaa
(We'll lead as Two Kings)
How-how
We'll lead as Two Kings
[Spoken Word]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long
You old fucking shrivs who blocked it's legalization
You're banished from the land
[Sung]
We'll lead as two kings
We'll lead as two kings
A-haaaaaaa-ha-ha (two kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Lead as two kings
[Spoken Word]
The second decree
No more pollution, no more car exhaust
Or ocean dumpage
From now on, we will travel in tubes
[Sung]
We'll lead as two kings, oh, yeah
We'll fuckin' lead as two kings
[Spoken]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately
(Tube technology)
Chop, chop, let's go
Third decree
No more
Rich people
And poor people
From now on, we will all be the same
Ummm... I don't know
I gotta think about that
[Sung/Scatting]
We'll lead as two kings
Ah yeah, ah-yeah-ha-ah-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ho-hee
Ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ohhh
[Spoken Word]
(JB:) Oh my God
(KG:) Ahh... What
(JB:) Dude, the red phone is flashing
(KG:) Oh, yeah
(JB:) Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings
(KG:) Who is it
(JB:) What? No! No fucking way
(KG:) What
(JB:) Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there
(KG:) Oh my God... what
(JB:) Dude, I gotta stay here
(KG:) Why do I have to go
(JB:) Please! Please
(KG:) Oh, God, okay
(JB:) Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up
But Rage, he can't be king anymore
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees
Seriously, let's make him "Duke"
Like a kick ass "Duke."
Or "Leader Formerly Known as King," but, uh-oh, he's coming back
[Sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
We'll really lead as two kings
[Spoken Word]
(KG:) Uh, dude
(JB:) Rage
(KG:) I went all over Idaho
(JB:) Yeah
(KG:) Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere
(JB:) What? There was no famine
(KG:) Yeah, there was no famine, no
(JB:) Dude
(KG:) I don't know what's uh...
(JB:) A toast...
(KG:) A toast...
(JB:) Long live "The D"
(KG:) Long live "The D"
(Clinking of glasses during a toast)
(JB:) Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine
(KG:) What
(JB:) For the good of the land
(KG:) Wha? I poisoned your's, ha ha, as well
(JB/KG:) Noooooooooooooo
[Sung]
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall
People inside me are asking me to smoke up City Hall
Cause no one here is talking
People inside me are asking me to blow up City Hall
Cause no one here is rockin'
People inside me are asking me to blow up City Hall
Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em
Go
Oh
[Spoken]
(JB:) Don't...cut that part out
(KG:) We've got it
(JB:) Um, do you believe in God
(KG:) I believe, I believe
(JB:) You do
(KG:) I believe in God. I believe in God
(JB:) (laughs) Y'do--
(KG:) I believe in God
(JB:) (laughs) Do you
(KG:) I believe in God
[One minute of time elapses]
[Spoken]
(KG:)
Yeah, but you didn't fucking come out with this one
(JB):
I got some lyrics
(Sung)
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams
Mali-bu, making a poo
Stanky poo, looking at you
Because it's time for my breakfast
It's time for some cheese
It's time for the stink
Time for the breeze
Time for the
Hal-eeeeee
