Tenacious D - Double Team [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Damn, a hard day's rockin'
Better slip off ma shoes
Maybe give a little stretch
And a bend
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby
Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor
Ho ho ho, who's this?
How's it goin'?
That's the first thing I say to you:
How's it goin'?
Are you flowin'?
Listen, honey
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you
Showin'
Growin'
Man
I'd like to place my hand
Upon your fuckin' sexy ass, and squeeze
And squeeze!
Take off your blouse
And your underpants
Then take a look --
Cause here me and KG come naked
Out of the side hatch
With the oils and perfume and incense
Now you're groovin'
Put on a cool '70s groove
A funky groove to fuck to
A funky groove to fuck to

Me, me and KG
It's all about sex supreme
We likes to cream jeans (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you
You step into our room
And then you smell the perfume
You lay upon our roundish bed
And then you feel a tickling on your head
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler
Look out, baby, he got the tools
And then you feel somethin' down by your feet --
It's me, it's JB; I'm suckin' upon your toes

We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG
Now you're talkin' double team, supreme

Let's roll!
Oh!
Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!

That was the one

[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!