Tenacious D - Kielbasa [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
KG: We gotta fuckin' write something, dude, come on
(strums a chord)
JB: I don't like that. So far, ba-- Off to a bad start
(KG strums another chord)
JB: Better, closer, warmer
(KG strums another chord)
JB: That's it! Okay...
(Music starts up)

I love ya baby, but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your buttcheeks is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
Now get it on

I see ya walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your buttcheeks is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey!
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform

Now I been set loose, I
Am shooting my juice, ah
Right in your caboose
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on
Get it on!

Dianetics cure you much better than Krishna
Dianetics cure you much better indeed
And all you people here, you're tremendous
(Except the people in the middle)
And you're smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me
And KG
All right
Oh yeah
All right
Oh my God

All the ladies in the house say "Yeah"
All you motherfuckers say a prayer (prayer)
When you fight, you got to fight fair
You motherfucker, oh, you motherfucker
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you motherfucker, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!

JB: ...Dude, that was TNT