Tes Uno - Description of an Asshole [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I'm an asshole worse than dennis leary
No need to pay attention never listen clearly
Every where I go speak my mind
You can't tell me nothing not this or next time
If you don't like me stay out of my way
Cuz I give two shits less bout the things you say
Screw being pc talking to me is like talking to a TV
A waste of time like waiting inline
Cut em every chance I get
Fuck the rest its all about me ya just a shit head
My response to a compliments mind ya business
Every day bahum bug even on christmas
No change of heart I'm not the grinch
My happiness is derived from disappointing kids
Whether on a train or bus hog two seats
Fuck a garbage can I litter in the streets
When I cough or sneeze never hold my mouth
Saying excuse me? you must be bugging out
I got the answers no need to be modest
Only call em as I see em I got to keep it honest
Even if offensive forget ya feelings
I'm ruthless in every one of my dealings
Trynna put the next man down
Makes me feel great every time I come through and shut em down
Public enemy numero uno and proud of it
Everyone else can come suck it fuck it

My dad was an ass so I followed his path
Stepped it up a notch now I'm a psycho douche bag
Disliked by many and hated by most
Their anger makes me happy make me wanna make a toast
To a long lif alone away from stupidity
Add insult to injury like hot days and humidity
Yeah im that asshole who go curse in front of children
Teach em bad habits like Indians slauthered by pilgrims
Swearing in churches man loud as fuck
You'd swear the devil was in the house
Calling priest and nuns pricks and cunts
Women are bitches gays are fags
Lesbos are carpet munchers you should hear my gags
When at a movie keep my cell phone
Talking with a blue tooth acting like im home
Living day to day no like no one else exist
What do you want I'm an asshole read my lips

I'm an arrogant creep always interupting conversations
Talk about myself like I'm the king of nations
And vote for the guys that you hate
Jump on the bandwagon man like it's never too late
Hitting on your girl while you're around
Laying in your bed while you're out of town
Also that guy spreading disease
It's all about me and whatever pleases
I'm more of an asshole than Andrew Dice Clay
I was born this way