Dracula, I'm coming to your castle!
I'm gonna slay you, say your prayers, I'm on my way
I'm Trevor Belmont!
(I just pooped my pants)
(I just pooped my pants, that's why I walk like that; cause I'm poopin')
The vampire killa, straight ril dilla
Stomping around like my name's Godzilla
Filling up on hearts, chill like vanilla
Got weapons out the wazoo; ain't nobody illa
Trevor Belmont, the first Belmont ever
Who the fuck is Simon? Don't get clever
Whip crack, bitch slack to your mug, for ril
And if you think I probably won't, you can bet that I will
And I'm going down to Castlevania
I'm gonna bury you once and for all
Going down to Castlevania
Gonna walk down stairs, hope I don't-
(Fuck)
Tick tock, rocking 'round the clock
Knock, knock (Who's there?)
Trevor Belmont's cock (Haha!)
Fuck you, Medusa Head, fuck you
Between you and the stairs, I'm fuckin' totally screwed
Not to mention all the turkey that I find in the walls
That I keep eating; all the ladies say "Trevor's got balls"
Damn, skippy, I'm a hippie specializing in war
You want more? Come and get it, man, fuck the score
I will never quit
Infinite continues
I don't give a shit
Taste my whip
You motherfuckers, have a crucifix
I'll throw it within you
Who the fuck is this?
What a prick
And now he wants to join my party
(I guess I'll let him, what the fuck, whatever)
Grant Danasty, yo, I'm stealing your jewels
Ghost pirate, got variety; I'm breaking the rules
Wall riding, sky climbing, I'm the king of this game
You ain't got shit on me; I put Spidey to shame
I move twice as fast, I got twice the guard
And all the bitches know I fuck twice as hard
Good thing my blades don't discriminate
(I'm done playing around, now accept your fate)
I will never quit (Go and eat a dick)
Infinite continues (Get over here, I'll stab you)
I don't give a shit (Trevor bringin' it)
Taste my whip (Like you don't even fuckin' know)
You motherfuckers
Have a crucifix (From my bag of tricks)
I'll throw it within you (That's why they call me nasty)
You're looking like an imp (Time to take a piss)
I'm so ripped (Dracula won't even see my dagger coming)
And now we're gonna crash this party
Yeah! (Woo!)
Yeah! (Woo!)
Yeah! (Woo!)
Don't you know I'm Trever Belmont? (I'll kill you)
I've got a whip, I've got my crucifix
I could use some Taco Belmont (I'm hungry)
I'm sick of turkey, I need tacos, bitch
I'm a vampire hunter
Brought to life by thunder
Why is that, I wonder?
I just go with the flow (I don't even know)
I know lots of magic (Woo!)
Not the kind with rabbits (Aw...)
If I see a vampire I will stab it
(Are you a chick? Cause you look like you might have a scro-)
I'm a female, you asshole
Dark Metamorphosis
I'm Alucard
I'm Alucard, bitches
I'm Alucard (I'm Alucard)
I'm Alucard
Bitches don't know 'bout my vampire tricks
My balls are on fire, bitch, I get my fix
Don't be actin' all jealous cause I pwn your shit
You trying to be the man, bitch? I'm straight doing it
Flying through levels, dishevelin' and revelin'
The devil in the flesh, but I, I'm straight rebellin'
Yelling irrelevant spells just for the hell of it
I will
Kill you
You will die now
Farewell
(Hahahahaha)
I'm Alucard (I'm Alucard)
I'm Alucard, bitches
(You would)
It's going down (It's going down)
It's going down (It's going down)
It's going down
I will kill your face
Yes, I will put you in your place
I'm gonna kill you all, you will fall, I will kill you
(You are such a motherfucker)
I will save the day
And I will make this go away
Check out my awesome skills, I will fill all these hearts up
Don't you know about the Belmonts?
I'm guessing you don't
I'm gonna dump my fucking Holy Water down your throat
Now it's time for me to vanish
Haré esto en Espanish
Now it's time to rock your fuckin' socks
(Check my transition)
Castlevania!
Check me out, I whip all these candles
Trevor Belmont!
You motherfuckers know you can't handle this
I'm not fucking around
Spin your head around and putting you in the ground
Send you back into hell
Nobody's gonna live long enough to tell
Dracula's curse will be lifted completely
Send me your worst, you will never defeat me cause
I'm the man! (Yes I am)
You ain't got nothin', I ain't bluffin'
I'm the man!
(...The fuck?)
You're going down, you sock monkey
You bloody blood junkie
I took out your demons and monsters and all your flunkies
I already fought my shadow; shit, you gotta be kidding me
I'm the Death killer and I'm in your vicinity
Listen to me! Just because I've got some bad knees
Don't believe you'll even succeed, I got Holy Water III
Now I'm jumpin' and I'm swingin' and I'm almost there
(Motherfucker)
Trevor Belmont!
What the hell do you vant?
Fear me!
Most sincerely!
Die monster! GTFO!
Kick, check out my whip
I won't miss, I've got you figured out
Now I know without doubt I'll win this
I'll hit you so hard I'll hit the back of your face
Make haste and waste you
Erase you
Hate you with all my hate, eradicate you
Dig you eight graves
Saving the day
And paving the way for making every single day great
Taking your face places; grazing away
I ain't here to play games, fucker
I will kill you with my holy water
(Should have used the axes, Trevor)
I am gonna whip you so hard your mom will feel it
Yeah! I'll fight you and I'll win!
My bloodline'll carry on and we'll f-
(Fuckin' cheater!)
