The Amazing BrandO - Hyrule Castle [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Gonna stab you all in the throat

I will kill your face, you don’t wanna fuck with this shit
I will throw a vase, and then you will die in one hit

Zelda, I’m coming to the rescue (Now that I got a sword and shield)
Let me tell ya, I’m leaving quite a mess too (Fight my way to the basement, what a fucking-)
Hassle, I'll push you off the ledge, dude (I'm gonna stab you in the fucking-)
Asshole, I'm killing all your friends too (I'm gonna kill you, I kill everybody)

I'm on my way, there ain't nothing to fear
I'll take you far, far away from here
I've got a plan (I've got a plan)
I am the man (I am the man)
Don't you worry baby, dry those tears because

I would run a gauntlet, I'd travel through time
I would pull the wrong switch just to call you mine

I'm gonna hit you with a vase (Hit you with a vase)
Then I will throw my boomerang (My boomerang)
I'm gonna stab right through your face, gonna put you in your place
Gonna save the fucking day

Zelda! (Hmm?)
Will you give me a kiss? (No.)
Zelda! (Link?)
How you gonna do me like this? (I think there's a chance we might be-)
Destined (Hmm?)
It's true, so just accept it (Where on Earth did you hear that?)
Question (Hmm?)
Is this the right direction? (Yeah, keep going and we're almost there.)

I'm gonna fight these fucking guys (Why don't you just leave them alone?)
I'm gonna stab them in their eye (Please, would you just leave them alone?)
I'm gonna rip out all their hearts (Link, you're out of control)
And I'll rob them and I'll fart (Link, you're out of control)
In their mouth and break their stuff (Link, you're out of control)

Well excuse me, Princess Zelda (Excuse me)
Who put you in charge? (...I'm the Princess?)
Just do what I tell you
My penis is large (Really large penis)
Help me move this shelf, bitch, before I slap you with my junk
I don't give a god damn if it's that time of the month
I didn't ask for this shit, I'm doing the best I can
So shut your mouth or go south, because you know I'm the man