[Intro: iBringDaLULZ]
I make a reference to the divine nature of this beat
I make shoutouts and small talk before the rapping begins
For that is what is done in 98% of all hip hop music
Hahah oh god is that Swagberg, oh fuck
[Verse 1: Swagberg]
S dot B dot hopping on the remix
Popping at your weak cliques
Often 'nuff with neat spits
Soundcloud download limit, yo I reached it
Coming at a brony, better be on Mogadish shit
DayGlo swagging, isn't it wild
How I'm Rainbow Dashing, dressing in style
And a pony can make an inner pessimist smile
Call me man-kid, damn kid, that's a mis-dial
Pony Swag viral, I'm getting hella gassed and
Lobbying 'til Charendoff is set up with an Aston
Haters listen up and be ready, this is act one
You wack son! I'mma turn a Red Eye to a black one (swag)
Anyone say we take a loss or a toss up
I'mma make him eat it when I bring it like a potluck
Levy, whoever trying to hate now or want what
First round got fucked, face down plot up
[Hook - Swagberg, Maros]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG)
SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
[Verse 2: Maros]
I be stepping so fresh with the flair from Rarity
Scared of me? Shouldn't be, giggle at the ghostly
I'm about to toast these letters like Spike
Dragon spits legit flames to melt the mic right
Let me tell y'all now, I'm a Cutie Mark Crusader
You can't stop ponies, y'all Gildas, ya haters
Twitcha-twitch sense get tense and stand back
Work ethic on the track rivals Applejack's
Pegasus pony, I been so fly
Get hype like (yay!)...Fluttershy (SWAG)
Derpy with the hooves we proves we got moves
Y'all toothless as Gummy, in short, ya rap funny
Got magic up the flank how much you wanna wager
That Maros bodies beats just like that Ursa Major
Hate all you want you ugly old mule you're
Never gonna be 20 percent cooler
[Hook]
[Verse 3: iBringDaLULZ]
Well, after two months it's finally here: The Pony Swag Megamix
Cue that remix airhorn!
Heheh, alright, more rappers than you can count on your fingers
Shoutout to SuperCartoonAddict cause she's just plain awesome
Here we go, nobody told me there's gonna be a round three
Swagberg, Maros, and now it got LULZ-y
Got to join now, confound these ponies
Making me rap about my newfound homies
Bronies, everywhere around, you can find them
Walking, drivin', even buyin'
MLP toys in the hot pink aisle and
Getting strange stares from strangers' eyes
Oh yes, this is the remix
Long overdue, I know I made y'all feel sick
Anxious, waiting, contemplating
When would Lulz stop procrastinating?
Well the waiting's over, I hand the mic over
To fellow bronies, spit their verse once over
I know I rhymed "over" with "over" like five times
But don't fret, bet you'll be in for a wild ride
[Verse 4: Swagberg]
Swagberg, NotACleverPony on the track though
Fuck a fucker saying Faust ever made a wack show
Or peeping MLP make you Harvey to the Lactose
But I can't front as if we ever gonna lack those
Slow it down, so far raps I'm fucking
Kicking hard like apple-bucking
Even Dash is asking, wondering
"Who's that man, that swag is something"
Come to think of it, I'm very, verily
#BASED like BasedGod, #RARE like Rarity
Dense heads hedge on the feminist fences
Don't give a shit if you care about parity
That's I-T-Y, now I see why
They said it was a cartoon I should try
Call me Diamond Dog, I am iced-out, fly
Rocking magic-ass raps with the Twilight eyes
[Hook]
[Verse 5: thebigbv20]
Shoutout to Gage! "Brony 2.0..." Here we go!
Everyone around me's talking 'bout ponies
Animation, plot, voice actors and comedy
All my friends tripping out and trying to show me
I was all "eww" but that was the old me
Once I saw the show, I was jumping 'round crazily
Obsessin' more than my main mane girl, Rarity
Loving the community, this fandom is crazy
Making my mind and clarity go hazy
Watching all these videos, got my mind boggling
Tons of great episodes, I can't stop ogling
Feeling all the love from all of these bronies
The stories, PMVs, slowly takin' over me
Hiding all this pony, cause I'm a bit scared
Thinking 'bout all the people who would stop and stare
But until the day that fact is brought to light
I'll be spreading love and tolerance every day and night
[Verse 6: BronyMike]
Haters of the pony, listen up tight
Y'all gators like Gummy, all bark, no bite
You start this show, you'll be up all night
As a member of the so-called "shitty brony blight"
But what do you do if you face a parasprite?
Get pissed and they know that they trolling you right
And don't just ignore them, put up a fight
Love and tolerate them, and they'll scatter with fright
So, ponies: Land of Equestria
Co-ruled by Luna and Celestia
But if the characters and cuteness ain't impressed of ya
Well then the action and the jokes'll get the best of ya
I'm typing on my comp with my metacarpals
'Bout Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle
Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash
And Derpy Hooves, always mixing up her parcels
[Hook]
[Verse 7: Prisonfishy]
Ponies... hahhhhhhh
Prisonfishy on the track, make you step back
Owlicious, turn your head around, get your neck snapped
Ponies, swagger up high, I respect that
Rep that, brony 'til I die, I protect that
Crept that, up out of the bog like a hydra
Mess with ponies, I'mma make you sit strange: Lyra
Admirers flock to me to show me their vaginas
Get to apple bucking, make fresh apple cider
Kicking in the toy aisle, buyin' up the pink sh-
Singing Winter Wrap-Up when I walk out with the pink sh-
Combing up the hair when I'm stylin' out the pink sh-
Dwamn! Repetition when I pink spit
Drinking that Spiked punch straight out the bottle
Secret Butt Fun when I pop into a plot hole
I'mma Photo Finish on yo face like you a model
Hoof job, making that marshmallow vibrato!
[Verse 8: Mic the Microphone]
Mic here, people say they wanna roll with me
Like fanboys flockin' to the G-A-P Trixie
Rhymes so fly, they keep the Wonderbolts looking
Goodies in the back room, Cupcakes cooking
Twilight, magic got me flustered that I'm so hype
Flow right, pranking on these ponies while I go right
Pushing for the lead cause you know I'm no phony
Fighting for the title of Iron Pony
Fly like Derpy, sweet like Bon Bon
Show's on, Fashionista got to get her sew on
Art of the Dress, indecisive cause I don't know
No show, Rarity pathetic cause she's so low
Chilling in the orchard, sound so kosher
Applebucking everywhere, this rap is no joke, sir
Fillies with the blank flanks, eager, always gonna say
"Cutie Mark Crusaders gonna find their talent someday"
[Hook]
[Verse 9: Circuitfry]
Gigabytes of art pics, several days of music
KnowYourMeme hits three million views in a tick
Even on the media, spreading love is where it's at
Blaow! ...I don't know why I did that
Let's have a GET battle with a condition
Rhyming to Pony Swag is now your mission
Improve style, gotta rap until you GET
Multiple numbers, who will take my bet?
Here's round two, gonna do with double doubles
Give it your best shot by maneuvering trouble
You get one little window to take your best shot
It takes all the concentration and eyes, no thought
Check this GET, they call them consecutives
As you can see it goes from nine to seven
Followed by a six, so I click, there's a cry
In the sky and a name that whispers "that was Circuitfry"
[Verse 10: Pogosama]
Pogo 'bout to spit hot, self-taught, made to rock
Gotta gallop, never trot, hit the spot in Canterlot
Bronies all gather round, stomp your hooves to the ground
Vibing to this pony sound, pump the bass and drop it down
Pony Swag we riding dirty
Cross yo eyes, we getting Derpy
Gettin' hype for season two, we
All lovin' My Little Pony
Beat buck on the mic so we can ride tight
All night, no end in sight, jam so hot it might ignite
Like glowing eyes of Twilight, Pinkie laugh to stop the fright
Dashie, Fluttershy flight, AJ, Rarity, and Spike
Gang's all here, the party's bumping
Flanks and rears shake to the bass thumping
Celestia's sun, party's over, it's tragic
Bronies forever, and Friendship is Magic!
[Hook]
[Verse 11: Cooldog74]
About a week ago, ponies was something I didn't know
For all I know, it was just another wack show
Now I don't think I could survive
Without those ten gigs on my hard drive
My favorite pony would have to be
Rainbow Dash, world's cutest filly
You gotta like her, I mean what's not to love
When you look into the sky and see her soaring above
Second on the list scoring pretty high
Would have to be my mane girl Pinkie Pie
Not just cause she knows how to giggle at the ghostly
But mostly because she don't party slowly
Yo, I'm in the pony zone and I ain't coming alone
I've converted seven already
So I hope you're ready
Cause you're gonna join the herd if you haven't already
[Verse 12: Castle]
Argembarger wrote this but he couldn't really rap it
So this is Castle on the mic, confounded pony rhymes to spit
Collaborative friendship on the pony verses so
Now the introduction's over and it's time to start the show
For months now I've been watchin' ponies, readin' pony news
F5-ing on EQ. Daily, contributin' to the page views
Catching every bit of content, even stuff Seth missed
It ought to just be said that ponies leave me breathless
I don't care your age or gender, ponies don't discriminate
Everypony wants to know, confounded show, why's it so great?
Protip: Vector animation, and the writing is top-rate
Plus the characters and storyline'll have you staying late
Hasbro and the Faust created this great show we've celebrated
And for season two we've waited, all the while haters hated
And it has been fully stated: to love ponies we are fated
Is it any wonder ponycore is getting elevated?
[Hook]
[Verse 13: CyrilRufus]
Hey yo, this is Cyril, coming at ya, uh!
Time is never better for a lesson in friendship
It's hip, it's crisp, I'll never let my ponies slip
Hot like Rarity though I'm being kinda tacky
Ripping through the sky, less like Dashie, more like Ditzy
Celestia and Luna our goddesses and rulers
Show us immortality won't kill your sense of humor
Never better, more than ever ponies make me feel good
You be hating? I'll be waiting until you do what you should
Shut your fucking mouth or Twilight's gonna have to shout
Everypony learning what friendship's all about
Ponyville, nice and ill, at the Corner get my fill
Pinkie Pie's got muffins cooling on the window sill
Not insane, tough to blame, but I'm tired of this game
Applejack has got my back and we'll attack until you're in pain
Swag grabbed a beat, got Maros to bring the heat
Cyril steps to the mic, join the fight, to defeat
[Verse 14: GrantTheGersh]
Vinyl Scratch up in this club
Pinkie Pie bouncing to the bass from the sub
Derpy Hooves munching on some muffin grub
Whole place jumping to this new rap dub
MC Gersh is up in here 'bout to
Bring the house down but have no fear, cause
When I step to the mic, everybody gonna cheer
So get rid of that frown and come on near
Cause ponies are the reason and the Brony Legion
That we are all here, so no Trollestia teasin'
As I cruise down the aisles all covered in pink
Cause I searched for miles to find an Applejack
We love and tolerate the worst from the haters
So in the words of Rainbow Dash, so long, see ya later!
We're all probably white, so what, who cares
We all love ponies so put your hooves in the air and say
[Hook]
[Verse 15: DJSmallTalk]
Wow, looking 'round got all these rappers
Yet they forgot the brony that makes it all matter
Okay, let me apologize, that sounded pretty mean
But hey, I'm Small Talk, one badass MC
So I was sitting at school waiting for the first bell
When my friend walked up, he was quite overthrilled
He asked me "hey man, I know you like cartoons
But you checked /b/ and /co/? They got somethin' new"
He opened up his bag, turned on his laptop
Set it on the table for when I looked up
"Naw man, I haven't been there for awhile"
Saw his new background, a pink pony with a smile
I was skeptical at first when he said it was MLP
He said "dude, trust me, go home and take a look, see"
I watched the first eps right when I got home
Now all I can say is I'm glad I found this fandom
[Verse 16: TheSweetestBelle]
TheSweetestBelle is next and I'm gonna drop a track here
Ten seconds flat and the skies are all clear
Sonic Rainboom, Dash is kicking it in high gear
Fluttershy's in and she's bringing a mad cheer
Pinkamena Pie, breakin' right on through the fourth wall
Rarity's dressed like she's going to a royal ball
Twilight Sparkle breaks out a teleporting free fall
And Applejack shouts, "let's get this party started, y'all!"
Vinyl Scratch is dropping beats, playing out her namesake
Little Spike is rockin' out and digging into party cake
Bronies watchin' from the sides, tryin' to find a seat to take
Derpy smacks them all around, they're giving her a headache
The guest of honor's trottin' up through the front door
Her badass tones leave you wishing that you had more
A blank flank now but she's so fucking hard core
Sweetie best pony, do I even need to say more?
[Hook]
[Verse 17: Metajoker]
I spend every second watching ponies on my laptop
I fell right into the awesome pony trap, I'm
Clappin', sing along with Winter Wrap-Up
I'm going to the Gala, but first I'm gonna rap
'Sup, I'm a brony, I watch the show, the
Best thing I've ever seen on a Dell or a Sony
You say that it's gay, but hey, I don't fret
If you hating, I bet you ain't seen it yet
You've got a motorcycle? This show's got dragons
Ponies on adventures like Bilbo Baggins
I'm taggin' along for the ride, and
Whatever crap I get for it I'll take in stride
I'm tolerating, loving the shit out of you
Gotta show the magic that friendship can do
Cause MLP is manly shit, and
I could watch it all again in just one sittin'
[Verse 18: ProjectFailSing]
You never guess what happened to me today
One of my homies called and he say to me "hey!"
He told me that he was a brony too
And his favorite pony has the color blue
I said, "Yeah man, ponies are the shit
And I also like Rainbow Dash quite a bit
But the best of the best is Applejack
I mean, apple bucking, how cool is that"
He looked at me and said "what, Rainbow Dash?
She's not the coolest one, she never get my cash
I rather like it great and powerful
It's Trixie, so magical"
"Well, that's like, your opinion, man
I'm not that big one of a Trixie fan
And I think she looks a little bit like a witch
But whatever, dawg, love and tolerance, bitch!"
[Hook]
[Verse 19: Desktop1030]
1-0-3-0 getting on this track here
All y'all saying these ponies are mad queer
Take a step back as I kick it into high gear
Flames like Spike, going to make these letters disappear
Show be hopping all night, magic like Twilight
Never stop to slow my sleight, I'm about to bring the fight
Haters better watch it, I be Dashing like Rainbow
Don't see me comin' I'ma hit you with this mad flow
High speed, low drag, Brony creed; Pony Swag
Spitting hot, never stop, not until we hit the top
Canterlot, big shot, pardons for the weak spot
Ain't no SB, just another MC
Gildas wanna try me? I've already forseen
You gonna be an amputee, you whinin' like Rarity
Bronies be my homies, fly like a pegasus
All the other phonies never gonna match dis
[Verse 20: MovieMajic]
Sittin' in my circle, ridin' into Ponyville
Brony time, no crime, time to get my pony fill
Never still, feeling Pinkie Keen, gotta twitchy tail
Derpy Hooves dropping postal items like I exhale
I'm coming down from Cloudsdale like a born pegasus
Fluency in being fly, I grab the mic and clear the sky
EqD, Ponychan, season one marathon
PMV, (phew!) MLP comsumes my search bar
Just try and knock this; haters spew crock myths
Parade them out of town cause Pinkie Pie's gonna rock it
Twilight's learning, Fluttershy's out to play
Rainbow flying, Rarity, and apple buck with AJ
Season two on the way, season one still hype
Friendship as magic as the words I spit in the mic
Sorry Nightmare Moon, no eternal night
Bronies on an upsurge with no end in sight
[Hook]
[Verse 21: Swagberg]
This is for my bronies, ain't no phony
Shit that they can ferret out, no Killconey
O.G., real as hell flows for my cronies
Shit, it's all love, every pony's a homie
Comely to homely, killing 'em in rode-
-os and talent shows, real talk, no baloney
Sonic Rainboom blowing big up on the Sony
Ponies! Don't fuck with them, you can blow me
Pinkamena beat, dope spitting and I'm posted
Sitting on the hood when I giggle at the ghostie
Spike type, rap sheet sizzle when I proceed
Blaow! All my syllables are toasty
Equestrian swag, oy, tards, it's a new type
No show, venue got me barred cause I'm too hype
Owlicious quill coin bars in the moonlight
Cutie mark; six-point star and a boom mic
[Verse 22: Ibringdalulz]
Eeyup, Lulz bringin', rippin' the track, rewind
And bring it back, back with another
Rap rapid attack so ya better cover your flank (hah!)
You're pretty exposed, you act an apple and I'll act
An Applejack and buck you with my flow
There is no other show that can match with the ponies
Bronies, all around the globe, my homies
Going easy on the couch watching at home
Check the TV, watch the Dashie, blow up that
Sonic Rainboom, she does it so easy (so easy!)
And now her haters are never hating again
Man that's some of the most tolerant revenge
I've ever seen on the big screen
So addicted so I'll watch again
And watch it again, and again, and again
Rinse my eyes, repeat the rhymes and watch them again, them
[Hook]
[Verse 23: Mic the Microphone]
Wait! There's more
Now, I know what you're thinking
You could only use sixteen bars
But I made this because of you
If you wanna blame anyone for this right now
Then I'm going to blame you, Lulz
Okay
I blame you
Sometimes it's kind of hard to find your place
Question your skill and your talent, sadness on your face
You wonder if you got the skill to keep up the pace
You bail out cause you're scared, such a big disgrace
You stay down cause you're scared of being ridiculed
Don't want those voices on the 'net making fun of you
You go to sleep, always wondering what ya could've been
Had you took a leap of faith and let it really begin
Then one day you see a crew making somehing sick
You hop on board, feel the beat, start your rhymes and spit
And then you see what you got, people screaming so loud
Wanting more of your shit; you're so fucking proud
See that guy once was me, I was scared to death
Of going hard, hesitant just to make the bet
But here I am with my crew, I feel right at home
The Pony Swag let me see that I'm never alone
