The Key of Awesome - One Erection (Parody of One Direction's "One Thing") [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

We're impossibly cute
In tight trousers and suits
Tabloids say that we're gay
And gay horses eat Hay
Hay!
These blokes aren't so bad cheeky British lads,damn this song is mad catchy hey todd don't you agree
Somethings wrong with mark now,why does he have skinny pink jeans on?
They're salmon!
'Cuz he's into One Direction now
I just like this one song,so get off get off get off of my case
Quit staring at that kids face
Look I don't know what the big deal is if I like this one song and the rest of their album
Screw you guys I got a concert to go to
Hey girls for this next tune
We'll need some help from you
Who knows all of the words
Oo! I know them for sure
Sorry but you're too old
And you just knocked over several kids
Maybe he could buy us beer though
And tell us what that one thing is
Ok old man come join our boy band
Great when do we run in the sand
Put on this tie and this emo wig
And lets do the leg thing
I hate to be a party pooper but this song sounds familiar,Oh wait you guys I know what it is,it's I want it that way 'cuz I want it that way
Oh no he cracked the code
He remembers cuz he's old
You must die for what you know
You've got those wand things
You english d***ks get off of my friend
You c***ks brainwashed my husband
Before you kill us check out this thing
Oh god that is disgusting
I don't even want to know what that is
I think it's that one thing
Thanks Todd and Stasia you saved my life,Why was I into those guys? but theres this other band that I dig they're called the wanted,Todd you'd like the wanted
Cool!