The OverClocked Plaid Muffins - Ska Buffet (All You Can Eat) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I am eating food, sweet and tasty dishes, dude
It is loads of fun but all these calories are bad for you
Chinese, sushi please, Spanish, Thai Food, it's all good!
Shove it all in my mouth and I will give you cash

Chips and salsa, peanut butter, tenderloin and rack of lamb
Microwaving me some kettle corn and the tv dinners are being baked now
Giant burgers and burritos, deli meats and lots of cheese
Bar-be-ques and large potato salad, I'll eat everything!

I'll clear out all the buffets in every city in no time
Most grocery stores have posted "no pink marshmallow" entry signs
But let's disregard these warnings and digest every last bit
From frozen food and the bakery to snacks, sodas and chips
So let's hit up all the drive-thrus and convenience stores near here
My jaw ain't chewing something now, starvation is to be feared
Without a constant stream of eats I'll likely to just die
Cause I'm Kirby, &$@#&, and I need food so GET ME $#*()@#&* FRENCH FRIES!

Deep fried cookies, monster cherries, french-fried onions from the can
Only veggies if they're soaked in oil and even then I'd rather eat raw
Cream cheese
Deep dish pizza, shrimp tempura, crispy flat bread drenched in lard
I don't care if I'm to big to transport, roll me to the foods

I'll clear out all the buffets in every city in no time
Most grocery stores have posted "no pink marshmallow" entry signs
But let's disregard these warnings and digest every last bit
From frozen food and the bakery to snacks, sodas and chips
So let's hit up all the drive-thrus and convenience stores near here
My jaw ain't chewing something now, starvation is to be feared
Why hold back all you inner cravings, restraining for today
When you could eat up the whole world, this ain't no &@#$#$ gourmet!

This ain't no gourmet
This ain't no gourmet
No *$&^@!#()$ gourmet
This is a buffet!