The Residents - Confused (By What I Felt Inside) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I was standing at the fireplace thinking of my own desire
Which seemed to offer me no place to go
When I heard a little giggle, sounding like some silly piglets
Playing in the mud so deep and warm
So I went and looked around
And from the bathroom door I found
Some sounds that had not come from here before
So I shouted, "Come on out"
And soon I saw them both look out
Expressing fear and innocence at once
They said that they were having fun
With something that they found someone
Had left behind a basket on the floor
"Let me see," and so I took it
With a snatch that left a crooked
Smile across the corner of my mouth
It was a smooth and shiny object
With a purpose and a job I
Recognized and was familiar with
Looking up I saw one pair of eyes
That somehow now were staring
Straight into the secrets of my mind
I knew at once it was the she thing
To the they and the he thing
Looking back at me and my desire
Inflamed I reached and pulled her close
But then at once I had them both
Off balance and we fell upon the floor
Into a pile of awkward bodies, with
Arms and legs and elbows caught beneath
Around and in between us all
Hastily I helped them up
And said that we should soon discuss
And try to understand what they had found
But it was too late to do it now
But if I tell the truth, I was confused
By what I felt inside