TheBearJew - High Thoughts Pt. 3 - Thurs, Oct 16th, 2014 "Internet Journeys and... Jerry Springer?" [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

How come its impossible to break my credit card but everything I buy with it through the mail will?

Someone posted a link on facebook titled "11 Actors Everyone Hates to Work With. Is it unbelievable that an actor is difficult to work with?

You don’t have to be an actor for people to hate working with you. Just ask 100% of the people in Americas workforce. If I made anything close to the money they were making, I wouldn’t care if some actor I saw sporadically for 3 months was a dick. If I made 1,000,000 dollars a year, you could be the biggest asshole in the world, Id just laugh and say, “Hey thanks for stealing my sales leads, you’re right, It IS every man for himself. I would be mad, but I am making $1,000,000 a year”.

Oh and My friends are dicks to me every day…

*My internet journey continued

2 Chaniiiinz has a show on GQs website called, The Worlds Most Expensivest Shit. That title sounds like a white marketing exec at MTV thought something 2 Chainz would name a show. Which made me sad, because it means the creators thought 2 Chainz was so dumb he says things like Expensivest.

2 Chainz is incredibly articulate, personable and intelligent. He is really good on this show, which is incredibly entertaining. The charm of the show isn't so much the fact all the things are so expensive but the fact all the people showing their products are true masters of their craft. They take so much pride in what they create.

Stumbled onto the worlds most expensive tooth brush through youtube.

What I found amusing is this guy's youtube handle is the officialtedwilliams, the real Ted Williams head is spinning in its cryogenic freezer. The comments are amazing this voiceover guy has a following, that is clinically insane.

Also who needs a titanium brush? My plastic one is shaped the same way.
Maybe you cant be really rich with elephant tusk sinks, which have swans swimming in them and a regular ass oral b just sitting right there in shame.

How did I end up watching Jerry Springer clips?

I wonder where all the people on Jerrys show in the 90s are now, maybe I don’t, that could be scary. Who thinks good shit is about to go down when the person they love asks them to be on Springer?

Every situation on this show resorts to fighting. People loved the fighting. Its weird that everyone hated the NFL for players committing domestic violence (WHICH IS DEPLORABLE AND I AM 100% AGAINST), yet jerry springer was the hottest show for years and every episode 23 acts of domestic violence occurred.

When violence breaks out everyone chants Jerrys name like a roman emperor. Thank you emperor who has brought domestic violence upon us.

While I am thinking about it, why are the NFL promos urging us to stop domestic violence with their campaign. No one makes hefty decisions to not act in such a way from a commercial. The NFL is making the general public seem like we are the ones guilty of these actions. Maybe they should show that to their players? The only thing I drag out of an elevator, is my luggage when I'm on vacation. Don’t point the finger at me NFL.