TheBearJew - High Thoughts Pt. 5 - Sun, Oct 19, 2014 "30 Years Old and Sneaking Into Movies Y'all!" [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

*Ever since my girlfriend of 3 years and I broke up a month ago, I have found it incredibly liberating to go to the movies by myself. So after football ended, I smoked and walked to a local cinema around the corner. Lets begin, shall we?

I showed up by myself the girl selling me my ticket is laughing hysterically, most likely due to the fact her manager standing behind her is clearly making fun of me. Touche' movie manager, you win this round.

There is a diet coke commercial playing. My foot is tapping to the beat mindlessly.

I can't believe they still use this intro, I was so high I felt like I was riding the film strip.

They just played a commercial for re-release of Saw, apparently its the ten year anniversary. They referred to the bad guy, Mr. Saw, as "a legend".

A preview for Keanu Reeves movie followed. His name is amazing, Keanu, say it out loud to yourself and try not to be in awe. This looks like an insane action movie and his voice still doesn't get over a 4 on the second grade loudness scale.

Franco and Franco rule. Made a movie about killing Kim Jong Un. I'd be too neurotic that I'd be assassinated.

I just started thinking about Franco getting caught up hollering at a 17 year old. His response was the funniest thing in the world to me.

The new Denzel movie, The Equalizer, started. It opened with a Mark Twain quote, this movie is going to be terrible.

Apparently its based in Boston, I am not trying to make everything Boston based, my past keeps following me, like Denzels, in every action movie he ever does.


Denzel is riding the cleanest God damn bus in all of Boston, not a homeless man, graffiti piece or trace of fecal matter anywhere on the bus.

Apparently Boston has a history of vigilantes trying to take down Russian mobsters.

Denzel looks like a librarian throughout this whole movie. This is dangerous to our youth.

I am sitting in the only squeeky chair in the whole cinema, I gotta move I adjust too much during movies for this shit.

Breaking up with a girl who has a common name suuuuuuuucks.

Clocks in this movie give you time perspective, that's some lazy film making.

This movie is about sex trafficking which is sad, but not for the reasons you would think.

This movie is so cookie cutter. (Potential Spoilers)

Russian mobsters apparently all shop at Guess.

The head crime boss' name is Pushkin. They get a hold of a dead low level henchman, he is in the mans phone as "Pushkin". Either that henchman is the stupidest least savvy criminal of all time, or, the writers got lazy. I'm going with the latter.

How come people who are so deep in the life never have their house rigged for protection the way I would. I'm talking bullet proof air vents where you can scope dudes John Mcclain style.

With action movies, I have come to realize, all it comes down to, is whether or not the main character dies.

I was going to sneak into another movie but these mother fuckers are goooood.

Cant stop, wont stop. I overcame all obstacles to sneak in, $.