Thiago - Bum [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I'ma be a bum when I grow up, begging cops for donuts
Tell passerby's I'm a mastermind yet to blow up
Underdogs get no love, city dogs are bold thugs
Purebred drogs are spoiled bitches with gold Uggs
So what I built a castle of grass?
It's all I could afford with this handful of cash
I come from outer space but my capsule has crashed
And I was a famous painter but my canvas was black
Bitch, I used to rap but my cord disconnected
I used to be a knight using swords as a weapon
And before introspection, I used to be a puppet
Then I fucked the puppet master and she puked inside a bucket
It's rubbish if you don't believe Thiago's Southern British
Wicked at catching Snitches, fucking nautical at Quidditch
My missus is a porn star, have her screaming oh lord
I'm Mike Fucking Tyson, have your fucking ears torn off
Raw, roar, I used to be a dinosaur
Buying all the Flintstone Records at the vinyl store
You just a grimey whore about to get pimp-slapped
How you leave my house with your outfit mismatched?
Laugh, tell me it isn't all true
I'll TP y'all's homes and I'll shit in y'all's pools
Take your kids' NES's and their Digimons, too
Come back, lol in your faces, like HEEHEEHAHOO
Keke Palm too ain't no true VP
Where the fuck is Miley Cyrus with her new CD?
Yeah, I used to be her manager, own personal sandwicher
But then somebody damaged up my fucking flux capacitor
And now my camera is taking pictures in film grain
Instragram my massive filthy penis, don't feel shame
For real mane, if you're a blood or a crip
Leave your bitch crippled and bloody from a hug and a kiss
And if you're puffing the spliff, stuffing muffins with hits
I got eyedrops, 5 Gum and cups full of piss
Something bunkum, they wonder where I come from
To settle the conundrum, I tell them that I've come to make their bums cum
Just someone lonesome, stroll along the beachside
And troll all the folk who have a close other beside
Listening to B-Side albums I was featured on
Pikimon, King of Kong, reap a sneak peek upon

My work, up all my life
Yeah, upon my dirt and all my strife
Nope, I'm not retarded bitch, I'm just having fun
Story's not done, make it up as I run in the sun

Bum work