Tiny Tim - On the Old Front Porch [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Thank you so much my dear friends!
And because you've been so sweet tonight
I'm going to do my duet for you!
My duet!

There's a fellow following me

I'm the fellow following you
I will follow you 'till the day is through

I wonder what you would do
If I stopped and said "How do you do?" like other girls do

I think I'd die with delight
I want to call and love you tonight

In the parlor?

No

In a hammock?

No

Then for goodness' sake, where will we go?

Out on the old front porch

Well, hold me, Charlie!

On the old front porch

Now, stop!

I was only trying to steal a little kiss

Well, kisses do invite me, but please don't hug so tightly

On the old front porch
Now, don't get angry, on the old front porch

Please, stop!

Everything is lovely when you're cuddled near me, dear

Look out, here come my father, and he'll surely scold, I fear

Will that young man go home tonight or have his breakfast here?

On the old front porch!

Just call back some other night
I'll see that Pa's out of sight

Wait until it's dark
Then you can be
Cuddled right on my knee

So that we can do lots of nice things
And no one can see

And if your dreadful old pa
Should come out and give me a jar

You must understand
If it's dark, that's grand!
Cause the kick he aims
Will never land!

Out on the old front porch

Well, hold me, Charlie!

(deeper voice)
On the old front porch

Now, stop!

I was only trying to steal a little kiss

Well, kisses do invite me, but gee, you tried to bite me!

On the old front porch
Now, don't get angry, on the old front porch

Please, stop!

Everything is lovely when you're cuddled near me, dear

Look out, here come my father, and he'll surely scold, I fear

Will that young man go home tonight or have his breakfast here?

On the old front porch!