Toby Keith - Hot Rod Sleigh [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
I saw one of Santa's helpers at the grocery store today
He was standing at the front door giving candy canes away
And I told him I was worried about a certain situation
How is Santa going to get here with this rising population

He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week
And it seems that dear old Santa has got something up his sleeve
As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear
He said, do not you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear

[Chorus]
He said, boss man is all excited because his new sled is almost ready
And they say he is got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they are looking long and mean
It is the fastest, highest flying winter wonderland machine
I have not seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

[Verse 2]
It is got a heater in the floorboard because he is getting old, you know
And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow
Landing lights of red and white all stuck along the side
So he can spot the rooftops as he is falling from the sky

He is got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches
And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches
The only thing about it that worries him a heap
Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Well, I have not seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh