Tone Tank - Crack Selector [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Refrain: Kool A.D.]
He in New York
He not eat pork with a knife and a fork
He had the fake patois
[?] had the fake patois
Scott Thorough had the fake patois
Kool A.D had the fake patois
Tone Tank he had the fake patois
Even Das Racist do the fake patois

[Verse 1: Kool A.D.]
Watch out, we trading places
Got the race faces, so they not say “that's racist”
Mama got the fever like Julia Stiles
Blowin' trees on the A train for miles
All smiles, call dial
Or press “send” let's be friends
Send me a fax, lend me some stacks
Call up the kid on the wax
Call up the kid on the phone
Important important figures from the Californ'
Kid like the black johns on
Kid like the wack beat [?]
Rap Peter, Bjorn, and John
Get my popular band on
Leave 'em with nothing but the land to stand on
Up in the glands like tampons
Yeah, what's really bad?

[Verse 2: Tone Tank]
From here on out who the boss of all sound is
All of the rap is grounded
Till they clean the house, they won't get no allowances
I am half kidding around
And the other half of me is as serious as gout is
Serious as paralysis
Tell me how to rhyme, it's like flipping a power switch
Take 'em over the top
All the rest of the rap to the show that go “pop”
Tell the police to stop
Got your mother on the lawn like “I'm calling the cops”
Be that four letter dropper
1200 feet above all other rappers
And all of 'em ask us
Out of all of them, not one single badman
Soundboy, rude boy
Soundman, badman
Batman, Pacman
Tracy Chapman
Scott-man, Vic-man
Fur man, rat man
Black man, white man
Knife man, gat man
Wife man
Watch out!

[Refrain]
He in New York
Me not eat pork with a knife and a fork
He had the fake patois
Even Tone Tank, had the fake patois
My man Scott, had the fake patois
Peace to [?] in the Bay Area
Yup, fake patois
Fake, fake patois

[Kool A.D.]
Yo, even Method Man had a fake patois

[Tone Tank]
In that one movie wack
Does he not sell weed with no Uzi to no white kid?

[Kool A.D.]
[?] hey he don't like it

[Tone Tank]
He not get skin from that [?] emo white chick
Little Puerto Rican spraying cars with the hydrant

[Kool A.D.]
With a coffee can
Bustelo, eyes yellow
Light yellow

[Tone Tank]
Throat weird like elephant man
Either the reggae singer, or the real elephant man

[Kool A.D.]
I'm not an elephant man
I'm an ELEPHANT, man

[Tone Tank]
We could do it [?] like elephants, man
I'm not Ella Fitzgerald
Kick ya ass to court like Fitzgerald Fitzgerald
Fitzgerald