Too $hort - Porno Bitch [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Chorus 4X:
I need a porno bitch (be-beitch) a freaky porno bitch (beitch)

I fucked a lot of strippers
Bring her 'round me motherfucker I'll stick her
I'll fuck your lil' sister
Then fly her out of town nigga what I don't miss her
(Beitch!) You ain't hard as me
I fuck hookers, but they don't be chargin me
What about the tramps and sluts?
I fucked a few, but I can't get enough
Of them educated, sophisticated
Got a good job and other bitches hate it
You know the kind of woman that's hard to get
Know just what to do with a hard dick
I even like 'em young
I keep 'em up all night I'm just havin fun
But I don't need strippers, rippers or a ho
Right now I need a pro

Chorus

I need a porn star
I got a big-ass dick, and I was born hard
I want some professional head
I'm tired of havin sex in the bed
Let's fuck on the kitchen counter
And make a sex tape, yeah bitch I'm down!
I'll fuck you like Mr. Marcus
Get butt naked let's get this started
Drop that dress on the floor
Turn the camera on, and press record
I'm 'bout to make you a star
Boost that ass up on a stool at the bar
Are you willing and able
To ride this dick on a pool table?
Cause after that, it's shower sex
Can you handle another hour of this?

Chorus

I'm talkin 'bout Tera Patrick
Sunny Leone, now that's a bad bitch
AnnMarie, and Puma Swede
I want all them bitches to do me
I'll take Jesse Jane, get her wet and gushy
Alia Love, she'll eat her pussy
Anne T was my favorite bitch
Vanessa Blue with them big lips
I can't forget, Jenna Haze
I want to bust a nut, in her face
I'm comin, but it might take a while
I gotta do a scene with Shyla Stylez
And after that, it's Nikki Benz
All I wanna do, is stick it in
Girladonna, and Charmane Star
I wanna fuck Monique Alexander
Bitch!

Chorus

Outro
Yeah that's right baby we still smoke big
We still do it big
Too $hort is still in this shit
Album in stores soon
And it don't stop
Beitch!