Twisted G (aka Gangsta Fag) - Eminem [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Cause I remember when I saw you on the first day
On your video with you and fucking nurse Dre
Looking whiter than some mutha fuckin Yoplait
I knew you wanted to be Black in the worst way
You with the Black dudes walking and you talking it
Bet they were filling up that ass with milky chocolate
Now come is dripping off your ass like it's white gravy
Oh yeah sorry bout your moms Mr crack baby
I bet she's proud that you're trying to be Black though
I'm feeling sorry for that mutha fuckin crack ho
The truth is that you know that she knows the deal
I think you're scared cause you know that she knows the real
Mr Eminem sweeter than a candy bag
Mr. Eminem you in the fucking closet fag
I know the truth and I know your fucking game
And I don't give a fuck what's your muthafuckin name!

Chorus 2x
My Name Is, My Name Is, Mr. Shit Stainy What The Fuck You Talking Bout?
My Name Is, My Name Is, Mr. Stick A Big Dick In Your Fucking Mouth!

Think you can fool me, no not till Hell freeze
I know that D12 equals out to 12 Ds'
That's 12 dicks in the muthafucking house for ya
That's 12 dicks in the muthafuckin mouth for ya
So is it true that you blondes have the most fun
So is it true that you blondes suck the most cum
The next time you're with the white kids at your venue
Now you can brag you got a whole lot of black up in you
Your blonde bitch ass looking like Marsha Brady
But every 3-dollar crack ho is slim and shady
Trying to play it hard but you know you're soft and gushy
You want to kill your baby mama cause you're scared of pussy
Stop whining Mr. Bitch get your rap on
You're only mad cause she took your fucking strap on
I know the truth and I know your fucking game
And I don't give a fuck what's your muthafuckin name!

Chorus

Maybe you and me can meet up in the alley way
I'll bring the weed and you can bring the Alize
And we can try to talk and figure what this hatings bout
Sit on my lap and we can see what you can straighten out
Bounce up and down on my dick while we drink and smoke
And you can tell your funny jokes while you're getting poked
Cause you a funny boy always trying to joke around
Cause you a funny boy, Homo the fucking clown
So will the real Slim Shady please stand up quick
But you don't wanna cause your knees sucking dick
So who's that kid that takes it up the fucking butt
It's plain Eminem with no muthafuckin nuts
Remember next time that you wanna diss a fag
That I got something for your ass Mr. trailer trash
I know the truth and I know your fucking game
And I don't give a fuck what's your mutha fucking name!