Twiztid - Wet Dreams [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Twiztid & Bizarre]
D-12
Twiztid and Bizarre
East side baby
Sex on my mind
Yeah, it's time to get romantic
Come here slut
Romantic-ish
Man, I'mma let her sip the muthafuckin' nut up out my cock

[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
Ten more strokes till I bust
And plus I'm pumpin' it double time
Who's shit's jigglin' more, her's or mine?
Sweatin' like I'm liftin' weights
They love my banana and I love shovin' it in and out of their soft face
I like it when they're freaky-deaky
They lick they lips and tell me they wanna see me
Naked from the hips down
Don't you start no shit now
Go on, skip it, in your mouth
Show me what you all about
I don't even know your name girl but I know that you's a pro or somethin'
Took me clean to the grapes while butterflyin' her own muffin
Drippin' down her leg with excitement and juice
Rubbin' my sack, pullin' harder, hopin' that I'mma cut loose
I pop like a bottle of Martini & Rossi
I spunked her down, coated her tongue and her body
I woke up with my dick stuck to the bedsheet
I ain't fuck no dime piece
I was a victim of wet dreams

[Hook]
It makes makes me feel so good
I can't help but explode everytime
I go to sleep and it appears
Always with sex on it's mind
(Sex on my mind)
I can't control it but I know that
That this shit can't be right
(Come here slut)
I love to hit it, don't be fooled
I go to sleep every night
(You don't fuck with Twiztid)

[Verse 2: Monoxide]
Now I'm tied up under a viaduct
With cigarette burns on my face 
And I'm gettin' fucked by a known slut 
But I'm like so what
The only question that I got is can I put it in her butt
Now I'm about to bust a nut 
She gets off, start to suck
And just my luck, the fuckin' cops pull up
They scream freeze but she keeps on suckin'
Like a fat chick with a twenty piece McNugget
Now the fuzz is buggin' and handcuffin' 
When all of a sudden she pulls a gun and starts bustin'
Asshole naked and I can't escape
Now who the fuck said it no fun to get raped
Bloodshed, both cops are done
And now she walkin' back toward me, reloadin' the gun
And now she start back suckin' 
Mouth hotter that the sun
And just when I'm about to cum
*gunshots*

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Bizzare]
Daydreaming about marrying Halle Berry
Elton Jon fuckin' the virgin Mary
A peepin' tom, you can find me in the roll over
With a black ski mask and a yellow fur coat
I like gettin my dick sucked and my ass licked
I love gettin it licked after I just took a shit
I'm at the family reunion, I don't know what I'm doin'
Tongue is in my aunty, my uncle talkin' about suein'
I'm a fat ass fuck who don't get ass 
That's why most of my time my right hand stay in the gas
Bizzare at the mardi gras with a chainsaw 
If I slap a bitch, brawl
Screamin' "Fuck the law!"
God damn it, I love a first date 
Fuck the kissin', I'm tryin' to get my ass hairs ate
Hey I'm thinkin' about these midgets lickin my balls
I bust right in front of Saint Andrew's Hall

[Hook]