Virtuoso - Catch Me On The 2 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
One love to all my brothers burning buddha, you know time to pass it
To your lady baby girl you drive me crazy so you know I bring
Three some said it son want war, we gonna hit em with the four

One love to all my brothers burning buddha, you know time to pass it
To your lady baby girl you drive me crazy so you know I bring
Three some said it son want war, we gonna hit em with the four

[Verse 1]
To you lyrical pickpockets riding on my dick rocket
You know what I spit shock it so hard it's like I stick sockets
With a fork then metamorph into the human torch
I'm smoking reefer on my porch at the New York police force
I'm 3/4ths out to lunch, half out to dinner
I'm a loser, I'm a winner, I'm an expert beginner
I'm a saint/sinner, I'm paint, I'm paint thinner
I'm the only one in my league, there's no contenders
No one to end the rain, sleet, hail, snow
Like a whale's blowhole the lungs of Virtuoso
Stay submerged under liquid for six hours
It's absurd but I spit with sick power
Every verse is like a syphilis shower
Bitch how're you gonna stop the juggernaut?
You're not cause I'm the juggernaut bitch
You know I can't be stopped so stop talking shit and eat a dick
And if you're pussy beating chicks then you gonna hear the heater click
Difference between crystal and African blood diamonds
You spit for the shine, I shed red from the head, I love rhyming
Fuck Simon, do what Virt says, Americans are idle
Standing rival, Osama stay tearing up your Bibles
It's not fair for any rivals while they stuck on their survival
I'm rising just like a tidal wave and dreading my arrival
It's time to remind you the tricks that my mind do
So rewind your time, I just designed a new swine flu and I'm about to blind you
Up at the firing range, you'll be retiring, we stay perspiring
You fucking with Mufasa falling in the lion's den
I'm high again from rolling up riboflavin and niacin
I'm piled in proteins, your flow need Virtuoso vitamins
I'm stifling your airflow so them chemicals can pile in
A pyro in a room filled with kerosene and a lighter
Then I spark a black ? like a shark attack I rip apart a rapper
Leave him and scratch it, I scrappily ever after you bastard

[Hook]
One love to all my brothers burning buddha, you know time to pass it
To your lady baby girl you drive me crazy so you know I bring
Three some said it son want war, we gonna hit em with the four

One love to all my brothers burning buddha, you know time to pass it
To your lady baby girl you drive me crazy so you know I bring
Three some said it son want war, we gonna hit em with the four

One love to all my brothers burning buddha, you know time to pass it
To your lady baby girl you drive me crazy so you know I bring
Three some said it son want war, we gonna hit em with the four

One love to all my brothers burning buddha, you know time to pass it
To your lady baby girl you drive me crazy so you know I bring
Three some said it son want war, we gonna hit em with the four

[Verse 2]
I missed the Obi Wan too, three at horizontal
Mister I can fuck just about any girl I want to
I burn through cheese like fondue left on the stove too long dude
Don't say I didn't warn your crew, I'm about to bomb you
This mic's a kamikaze, the mommys wanna ride me
After this Maserati they can't drive a jalopy
This is not a hobby, get out of the lobby
The game's not hiring, it's firing, go get a job b
Your mommy slobbed me, she gots a lot of body
The crew can get the shotty cause they're looking to body
Men and we be the botti boy killers
Colin Powell filler, Magilla Gorilla
I spilled a funk flow the odor ? through the air
Like I ate asparagus spears then drank Bavarian beer
Put the cherry seventy Chevy in gear
I love your derriere my dear, let's clear up outta here, your man's a queer
Hear when life give you midgets gotta stack em till they big as Himalayan ridges
I figure I got to watch my riches cause I be the rap sphinx
The Rhyme & Riddle King and you're not a fly guy, just look at your little wings
Just look at my fist of rings, hear how the pistol sings
Michelin tires couldn't get a grip on this terrain
I'm gifted as a Christmas cane and if you miss my name
I miss to stick my dick in Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch until I'm pissing flames
I got em suicidal, blame it on the rain
I'm popping two inside you, you can blame it on my aim
I can't miss, I'm like da Vinci with the canvas
A fat boy with the sandwich, a wildlife conservationist
With pandas like Ansel Adams' hands on the camera
I hit you with the propaganda, I'm cocking hammers
Like carpenters building verandas
And I'm always at an advantage like a young ? when I brandish
This mic in my hand is like rice in Japan
It's bare necessity, a staple in this secret recipe
See your laws bore me cause I've been having orgies
Since fourteen, they filled my baby bottle up with morphine
I cordially invite you to try and write like the titan
You're more likely to win a head-butting fight with a bison
Besides when I begin then there's no stopping me
Till I got me a, what's that name for running the game? Monopoly

[Hook]