"Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Sue Ya! [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I'll sue Taco Bell, cause I ate half a million chalupas and I got fat
I'll sue Panasonic - they never said not to use their microwave to dry off my cat
Ill sue Earthlink!, because I called them up and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I'll sue Starbucks! cause I spilt a Frappuccino in my lap and boy, it was cold!
I'll sue Toys 'R' Us, cause i swallowed a Nerf ball and nearly choked to death
I'll sue Petco, cause i ate a bag of Kitty Lotter and now I got bad breath!
I'll sue Coca Cola, yo, cause i put my finger in a bottle and it got stuck!
I'll Sue Delta Airlines, cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED!

YEAH!
If you stand me up on a date?
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds too late?
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, use, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, use, I might even sue you!
Yeah!

Ill Sue Duracell!
They never told me not to shove that Double A right up my nose!
I'll Sue Home Depot!
Because they sold me a hammer that they knew i might drop on my toes!
Ill Sue DELL Computers!
Because i took a bath with my laptop, now it doesnt work!
I'll Sue Fruit of the Loom!
Because when i wear their Tighty-Whiteys on my head, i look like a Jerk!
I'll Sue Verizon!
Because i get all depressed anytime my cell phone is roaming!
I'll Sue Colorado!
Because y'know i think it looks a little too much like Wyoming!
I'll Sue Neman Marcus!
Because they put up their christmas decorations way out of season!
I'll Sue Ben Afleck!
.......awww do i even need a reason?

UGH!
If i sprain my ankle while im robbin' your place?
If i hurt my knuckles when i punch you in the face?
IM GONNA SUE! SUE! YES IM GONNA SUE!
SUE! SUE! THATS WHAT IM GONNA DO!
IM GONNA SUE! SUE! YES IM GONNA SUE!
SUE! SUE! I MIGHT EVEN SUE YOU! UGH!

Ill Sue Ya
Ill take all of your money
Ill Sue Ya
If you even look at me funny
Ill Sue Ya
Ill take all of your money
Ill Sue Ya
If you even look at me funny
Ill Sue Ya
Ill take all of your money
Ill Sue Ya
If you even look at me funny
Ill Sue Ya
Ill take all of your money
Ill Sue Ya
If you even look at me funny
Ill Sue Ya
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
Ill Sue Ya
WHAT DO YA THINK OF THAT!??
BOO YA!
ILL SUE YA!
UGH!