"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
Oh, the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
And there's no way you're gonna slow it down
You say we gotta treasure each moment
Who knows how long we're gonna be around?
Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short
And it's hard to disagree with what you say
But if time is so precious
Why are you wasting mine?
Cause I'm always reading, always deleting
Every piece of useless garbage you send my way
Every stupid hoax
All those corny jokes
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Well i don't need tons
Of cringe-inducing puns
Stop forwarding that crap to me
No it isn't okay
If you brighten my day
With some cut and pasted
Hackneyed Hallmark poetry
And I didn't request
A personality test
Stop forwarding that crap to me
You're sending:
Virus Laden
Bandwidth Hogging
Attachments
To every single person you know
You're passing around a link to some dumb thing on youtube
That everybody else already saw 3 years ago
And wacky badly photoshopped Billboards
Were never that amusing to me
And i just can't believe you believe those urban legends
But i have high hopes
Someone'll point you toward Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly
No i don't wanna bowl
Of Chicken Soup For The Soul
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Send more top 10 lists
And I'll slash my wrists
Please Stop forwarding that crap to me
Well I'm sorry i can't
Accept your paranoid rants
And i don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
Would you kindly refrain
Because its hurting my brain
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Like glittery hearts and unicorns
And pictures of somebody's cat
Tell me in what alternate reality
Would I care about something like that?
Oh and by the way your quotes from George Carlin
Arent really George Carlin
Mr. Rogers never fought the Vietcong
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
And i highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me
If i don't pass your letter along
Now i know you're wishing
That i'll sign your petition
But stop forwarding that crap to me
And I don't wanna read your series
Of conspiracy theories
Just Stop forwarding that crap to me
And your 2 million loser friends
Have my address now
Because you never figured out the way to BCC
Now i gotta insist
Take me off your list
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me (JUST STOP IT NOW)
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me (OH NOOOO!)
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me (I CANT TAKE IT)
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me (STOP IT RIGHT NOW)
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me