"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a
Giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice
He said Yoda Y-O-D-A Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[Verse 1]
Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[Verse 2]
Well I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi-Wan, he set me straight of course
He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the force

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[Bridge]
So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
But I stood on my head
Well I won't forget what Yoda said

He said Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray let the force be your guide
Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed
Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[Verse 3]
Well I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda again
But I know that I'll be coming back someday
I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and grey

The long-term contract I had to sign says
I'll be makin' these movies 'til the end of time
A-with my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[Outro x4]
Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda