Wise Old Owl - Freestyle For Twits [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

The art of self destruction
One step away from oblivion
But I've heard its bliss
So blow me a kiss
My last wish is that I won't be missed
My tools to do so are at my disposal so here's my proposal:
Let's all go postal
Earthquakes
Volcanoes
Coastal cities on the sink
Kitchen utensils on the brink
Of insanity pleas
Please please appease debt fees
And argument seas and oceans
Mr. Clean
Squeegees
And piss memory loss
And dental floss and fees
Dreams of teeth falling out
What does it all mean
Look it up
You drunk fuck
Pigs and chicken clucks -
Bucks
Dollars and cents
The world ain't made never sense
Never enough
Too much to tough
It's rough
*cough cough*
And The Hoff
Fuck "the man"
And all his minions circling like buzzards
Like diamonds in the smooth
To cool to lose
To square to be found
Around the way
Fuck it I'm bound
To be wrong
Hard
And ugly way
Never say nothin that matters
Nay
It's a gonna be a bright shiny day
When things come to pass
This shit's just crass
You know what I mean
That rhymes a cop-out
To a flop house down on Beddington Avenue
Only you thought you knew...
Knew....

Train your brain
Wax or wane
Moon shine sun sublime
Lemon lime
Corpse or fine
Realign
Stay outta line
Designed time flies by re-minds us
Like-minds us
Be-hinds us
Try by my might mind cuss
Trust us
It'll all be alright
It'll all be worth the fight
To stay alive
Live life to the fullest
Cuz you'll never get it back
Heart attack and vine
Shine on you crazy high diamond kind
Pork rinds
They don't swine
Swindling fiddling fiddles
And diddling diddles;
Dirk Diggler and porno highs
Lows and blows hands and Zeds
Deadpans and bedpans
Rabid fans
Rabbits’ Alice
Malice and hate
Hells gate and heavens fate
It's a practiced state of bliss
Hiss this shit if you wish
Hit it or miss
Strike three
Four balls on a freak
Meek inheritance and paraffin wax
Un-luxury tax
Tampered facts and tempered glass
Smashed axe access
Television cancelations
Prohibition inhibitions
And American class
Degenerates in a flash
It's a ticking time bomb
But it ain't the probm
It's stoppin
The motherfuckers from robbin us blind
They doin it to there own kind
Cannibalistic sick shit
Quick fix fix'll fix it up
Who gets the lions care?
It ain't been me
Nothins free and lifes not fair
Don't tell me you don't share
It's all about the cheddar cheese
Free’s not free
Freeze your assets and handsets
It's all a tease
Liars orgies and corgi's
Shorties and porgies and pies;
It's all a lie
It's all the truth
Sonic youth
Vermouth
Hedgehogs and super-groups
Fools who flew the coup-de-ville
Spilt milk and teens that kill bill
Frivolous fill shrill krill bills
And beaks and purple pills and rolling hills
Mountainous stacks and rotting fat
And other sick shit like this
Like that
And like Pat
The day after that
Mad man mad hatter blood spatter
Splatter pitter patter grey matter fatter clatter
Batter up!
It almost doesn't matter
Bottle up the blotter of fodder
It's blood on the tracks
Fax simile metaphors that don't chit-chatter
Miss clits
He
Me
Were we
Where be?
We are
See?
Where are we?
City by the sea
Quickly we must flee
Away from this place
This earth
Aliens watching me
Tinfoil cursed from birth
It's a burdened hat
It's burden that I can't backtrack
Click track fuck that
I'll mish mash four-o-seven-seven-eleven
Alright I’m steppin out of line
My mind rhymes fine
But it's all outta time money and moonshine
Goodnight it's been a slice of pumpkin pie

Me wise magic
I'm a comedic tragic faggot
Psychopathic
Telepathic
Pathetic
Regret it?
Forget it
Ready to end it
But can he blend it?
Oh yes, I think he can
(I think I can)
Stick in my hand
Frappe a boney can of spam
And feed it to my neighbours
Serial killer spaghetti
Alpha-male-ghetti
Microwave it
Two minutes till it's ready
Hot n' Heavy
Ready?
I think not
I'm a consciousness expanding cock block
Cock of no walk
All talk
Rollin' the rock
Gathers no moss
I'm at a loss
Writers block and dental floss
Burger King and the 'Hoff
Scoff scarf the future barf
Tear us apart
Bart
Homer
And Marge
Lisa and Maggie
Baggie pants and illuminati
It's a brain dead zombie party
Or at least that's what they want it to be
It hardly takes the Hardy Boys to hear the noise
Subliminal ploys
Lead toys
Magnesium alloys
And Mercury injections
Deflections of self reflection
Industrial complexion
Pro-Active final solutions
And prom interbreeding selections
It's a bleeding-eye-bleeding-heart competition
Deja-vu future memory interpretation
Concentration camps and complicated interpretations of
Flailing nations
Succeeded Earth gyrations
And psychotic historian quotations

We all got ta die sometime
Why not at the exact same time?

That'll leave no lies of the living to tell of the dead;
We'll all be out of our own heads
Manufactured tool sheds
Satan's breaking bread
Breaking Bad and making Ted, talks
Beds rock and bedrock
Cocks flop
Kickflips and torture shops
Kids stuck on rocks and pizza popsicles
Fickle fucking people fucking freedom loving evil
Feeding fudge and fecal matter
Demon spawn are getting fatter
Feed the fattest fucking ass that you can find
Be kind rewind
The fucking past its all behind us now
There's no time left we're feed lot cows
Any barnyard animal cliche will do
We're the Annunaki reality t.v. show zoo
Chickens
Pigs
Geese
Cows
Boars
And sheep sheep sheep
Eating drinking shitting asleep
Awake but under lock and key
It's the most expensive land of the free I've ever seen
What's happening?
Fuck everything all the time
My minds eye cries every night
While I sleep tight in ignorance
As others die in plight
Reasoning undescribed
Bullshit piled a mile high
Drowning the human race in waste
It's a fat cat rat race
And it's right in your face
But we're too blind
We just want the cheese on the end of the silver spoon to taste