[Intro]
Shout out to Meek Mill and Sap, it’s Woodsy Jr
[Verse]
Okay, Oakwood listen up cause you the ones I do this for
To all you fake rappers, y’all should already know
When they ask who killed your chances tell ‘em it was Woodsy Jr
Stay on my toes, call that Puma
All these dimes on me so you know they ain’t Adams (atoms)
I’d break it down further but it doesn’t even matter
Boy I’m mad as a hatter, yeah I’m takin’ over like Alice
All the chicks follow me, they think that I’m the rabbit
Boy this is my wonderland, all you do is wonder around
Look hard enough, you could find Parson Brown
Keep on tryin’ to come around and stomp on my grounds
I’ll have to hunt you down, like a bloodhound
I don’t sip on lean, that’s why my posture perfect
You can photograph my success, talkin’ picture perfect
Everybody loves me, yeah ya know that’s Raymond on ‘em
Born a supremacy, ‘bout to go Matt Damon on ‘em
Irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, you don’t matter in reality
You think you’ll ever compete with me, nah, that’s just a fallacy
Let me dumb it down for you, you believe that falsely
Spittin’ your flow, bro I’m about to fall asleep
I’mma roll in my own lane like I’m on a bicycle
But I’m somethin’ like a triple threat, you can call that tricycle
So chill, the way I hang, but I ain’t no icicle
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet, you ain’t even have a blindfold
You can try to study my life like this is bio
You’ll just find I’mma puzzle you will never decipher
My flow dead on, you’d think I was a sniper
We were never friends, what you gotta lie for
When ya get big, then they claim they knew ya
I’ll pop you in the head, that’s the way I Mountain Dew ya
Think I’m Jeff Gutt, got ‘em screamin’ Hallelujah
Ha, “You don’t really care for music do ya?”
I’m the latest, I’m the greatest, and boy you can’t debate it
You’re hatin’, you’re mistaken, and boy there’s no debatin’
You hit rock bottom, I’m chillin’ up at greatness
Nothin’ in this world that I should be afraid of
They say in love and war that all is fair right?
So you can catch me gunnin’ in a knife fight
Me and Sean run this thing like it’s no lights
You don’t run nothin’ but your mouth and it’s outta spite
You gotta earn my respect, and boy I’m hard to please
You gon’ have to prove yourself cause mayne, talk is cheap
From now on, I won’t let anyone get the best of me
I’mma focus on my heart, screw the rest of me
I’ve never drank alcohol, I’ve never smoked weed
Never had a cigarette, never tried lean
Never took a dip, but when I come around these streets
They all take a knee cause they know that I’m king
I’m the king of diamonds with all these stones on me
King of hearts with all these chicks on me
I’m the king of clubs, I don’t even play golf
King of spades, just take a look at me, I’m so sharp
Everyone who know me know I got that thuggin’ flow
If you wanna try and test me, I’ll go at ya jugular
Even if I had a chick you’d never catch me cuffin’ her
Because I ain’t no cop and no chick is loyal
I’ll show you how I play, just give me a whiteboard
In this game I tower above the rest, talkin’ Eiffel
I’mma be number one, like I got the high score
And take a look at me; I’m still in high school
I’mma be so big, like watch out mayne, wide load
Can’t say it to my face, so you gotta do it cyber
Feedin’ off the crowd’s energy, I’m gettin’ hyper
I’m off the wall, you can call me Michael
I caught fire didn’t even need a lighter
Burning so bright, what ya need the light for?
I’ll show you I’m a beast boy, like a rhino
I chose this life mayne and the decision is final
Fortify, solidify, always ride, never die
Always laugh, never cry, never low, rollin’ high
We ain’t wastin’ nothin’, don’t even check the time
Most people won’t admit it, but they love to hear me rhyme
Yeah ya know I’m number one, I’ve never won Uno
You can catch me blastin’ off, headed for lunar
You can get stormed by a Cyclone, like a Sooner
Y’all already know man, it’s Woodsy Jr
[Outro]
Ay, this is what y’all wanted right? Ight, ight, I’m outchea, late