Zoltan Nebula - Make A Status [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

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What do you do when you get really mad??
What do you do when something goes real bad??
What do you do when you're really really happy??
What do you do when you're day is going crappy??
What do you do when you're day is going great??
What do you do when you're filled with hate??
What do you do when you're the gladdest??
I'll tell you what to do, make a fucking status!!

Got off of work?? Make a status
Boyfriends a jerk?? Make a status
Miley Cyrus twerked?? Make a status
This town is hurt?? Make a status

Just took a shit?? Make a status
Lit a bong and took a hit?? Make a status
Punched a little kid?? Make a status
Just got a new wig?? Make a status

Ate some ice cream?? Make status
Had a nice dream?? Make a status
Made your girlfriend scream?? Make a status
Life isn't what it seems?? Make a status

Long hair don't care?? Make a status
Got some new underwear?? Make a status
Need some fresh air?? Make a status
Life's not fair?? Make a status

A status cures it all
Make a status when you're walking in the mall
Wondering who wants to play baseball??
Make a status and you might get a call

Yaaaa, that's what I do all day
People must think I've got a lot to say
Maybe they think my life is plain
Or maybe I just need to get laid

Cause if I did, you know what I would do
Make a status, and tell each and every one of you
Tell the whole world how she rode my cock
And how her legs spread wide like the hands of Spock

Just kiddin', I'm not that mean
Girls look at everyone, just not at me
Maybe its because I still have acne
I'll just make a status so you can laugh at me

Just watched porn?? Make a status
Ate some damn corn?? Make a status
Met a guy named Bjorn?? Make a status
Someone honked their horn?? Make a status

Had a glass of wine?? Make a status
Finished your homework on time?? Gotta make a status
Gonna go commit a crime?? Make a status
Seen a girl lookin' fine?? Make a status

Got too drunk?? Make a status
Last night you got jumped?? Make a status
Just did a bump?? Make a status
Like to take it in the rump?? Make a status

Need to sell kush?? Make a status
Growing out your bush?? Make a status
That girls kind of butch?? Make a status
Go smack her on the tush and make a status

This shit ain't no joke
I even make a status when I'm having a smoke
But man, don't get it twisted
Cause if you're not careful, you will get addicted

Do you know what that's like??
Social media's more addictive than the crack pipe
It has an everlasting half life
Post so many statuses people call you an asswhipe

Its like when you first learned to ride a bike
Or when you're bowling and you finally get a strike
No words can really explain the hype
Of your post getting over 20 likes

That's what you do man
Make a status while you can
And if they don't like it, well that's too bad

Fuck 'em