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[DJACK]
Shout out to McDonald’s for creating the Blumpkin
[THE ANTIDOTE]
Shout out to MikeAkira for this beat
Songs about a motherfucking fat ass
[HOOK]
Here comes Blumpkin (Get up here!)
[THE ANTIDOTE]
Here comes Blumpkin, man that shit gross
Can’t carry two things at once, dog that’s a deuce (it is!)
Blumpkin, Blumpkin, belly round like pumpkin
It’s time to take the trash out and you know that trash white
[iCon]
Look at this piece of shit walking down the street
With his belly hanging out his shirt down to his feet (are you a grown man?)
This nigga smells like shit, I don’t know what he just did
But I can’t stand it down right, get the fuck out of here
[DJACK]
I’m fat and lazy, I don’t shower
Because it takes like motherfucking hour
To get up the stairs, I’ll never make it there
I’m too heavy from the peanut butter jelly in my belly
Blumpkin is so fat like a fucking whale
I throw you back in the ocean trade you for fishscale
Coming off the boat, I want the boat to fucking run over you
On the way to the dock fool (like a manatee)
[THE ANTIDOTE}
He drinks Monster and don’t change guitar strings
Sleeps on my couch and he always needs a ride G
Can’t get a job, doesn’t have a car
He’s riding on my bike but doesn’t make it very far (he broke it)
Wish that motherfucker would get hit by a car
Or hit by a bus, but I wouldn’t wish that on the driver
Damn, I hope they had insurance
Blumpkin totals cars, let’s kick him out Recurrence!
[HOOK]
Here comes Blumpkin (Get up here!)
[THE ANTIDOTE]
I don’t have any money you guys!
What do you expect me to do sleep in my car?
I ran out of food stamps
Guys I’m not gunna be able to make it to Cleveland my car broke
290 pounds, world’s largest vegetarian
Make sure next time you’re running down a hill and you slip
Your shin can support your own weight so you don’t crush it and end up with a steel fucking rod in your leg, yeah!
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