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[Verse 1: Stan]
There’s a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Ohhh, the snow’s pure and white on the earth rich and brown
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of the snow I mean
This is a day when its hard to wear a frown
All the happy people stop to say hello
(Get out of my way!)
Even though the temperature’s low
Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town
Sharon: Well good morning, Stan!
Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Sharon: A movie?
Stan: Yeah! This is going to be the best movie ever! It’s a foreign film from Canada
Sharon: Alright, alright, here you go, but be back for supper!
Stan: Thanks Mom!
[Verse 2: Sharon]
Oh what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus, he’s tender and mild
He’d a wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town
Stan: Dude! Dude wake up!
Kenny: Coming!
Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
Kenny: (muffled speaking)
Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you think you’re going?
Kenny: I’m going to see Terrance & Phillip
Ms. McCormick: You can’t, you have to go to church!
Kenny; But Mom, I wanna see this movie!
Ms. McCormick: Well fine, go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan!
Kenny: OK!
[Verse 3: Stan]
You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people, but you just don’t care
It’s a sea of smiles in which we’d be glad to drown
(Don’t ya know it’s a perfect winter’s day
And I’m very glad that I can say…) That’s right!
It’s sunday morning in our quiet little white-bread redneck mountain town
Ike: Bo. Bobobobobo.
Kyle: Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don’t kick the baby
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Shiela: Ike! You broke another window! That’s a bad baby! Bad baby!
Stan: Kyle, we’re going to the Terrance & Phillip movie
Kyle: Oh my god dude!
Sheila: Kyle, where are you going?
Kyle: Uhh, we’re going ice skating
Sheila: Well take your little brother out with you
Kyle: Aw ma, he’s not even my real brother. He’s adopted!
Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle!
Kyle: Ok, ok, I’m sorry
[Verse 4: Sheila]
Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life’s a complete disgrace
Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town
Cartman: Mom, somebody’s at the door. Mom, somebody’s at the door, I said!
Liane: Coming hon…
Cartman: Ahh, I can’t see the TV
Generic Reporter: It’s been six weeks since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
Liane: Oh Look Eric, it’s your little friends
Ike: Fireman!
Cartman: What are you guys doing here? Oh, sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!
[Verse 5: Eric, Stan, Kyle, Kenny]
Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
Because the movies teach us what our parents don’t have time to say
And this movie’s gonna make our lives complete
Because Terrance & Phillip are sweet (Super sweet)
Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (kick ass!) U.S.A.
Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire please?
Clerk: NO!
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