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[JJ712 – Samus]
You may have heard of a series called Metroid
I’m the protagonist you can’t avoid
There are many games and they’re not unusual
Because our plot is really original
What? You’ve seen the plot before?
Oh, fuck you Hollywood, you motherfucking whore
Take all your „Alien” movies and burn ’em in the ditch
Mother Brain, oh my god, get away from her you bitch!
The surprise isn’t that I’m female
It’s that Hollywood stole every detail
Of Metriod into the „Alien” movies
They even stole my pixelated boobies
Don’t take „Metriod VS Bowser”, our upcoming game
Oh, what the fuck? A.V.P. is already made?
Um… Yes, it’s true, they stole from US
They took our plots and threw us under the bus
[Dragon – Narrarator]
So Samus went to Hollywood and was bad-ass
Her boobies were bouncing and so was her ass
She took her cannon to the set of the new „Alien” movie
The director couldn’t stop staring at Samus’s boobies
She said…
[JJ712 – Samus]
Lemme take your script, it belongs to Nintendo
If you don’t give it to me, it will be your end-o
[Dragon – Narrarator]
The director said „Boobs” and Samus opened fire
She shot them off to space, and even higher
She said…
[JJ712 – Samus]
New Metroid game, here I come
„Alien” will no longer be number one
Well, I gotta go, my new sequel awaits
I gotta be at Nintendo, there’s no time to waste
I just killed some motherfuckers who are very lame
Now I get to kill even more in my new-ass game!
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