Adam Sandler Teenage Love On The Phone

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Performed by Adam Sandler and Allen Covert

Richie: „So ya doin’ good?”
Samantha: „Ya, I’m fine, how ’bout you?”
Richie: „How good could I be? I haven’t seen you in three hours.”
Samantha: „Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad’s down the hall, and he doesn’t want me on the phone. So if I hang up on you, it’s just because he’s coming.”
Richie: „Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi…”
(She hangs up phone)

(Phone rings)
Richie: „Hello?”
Samantha: „Sorry, I thought he was coming.”
Richie: „That’s ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
Samantha: „Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights.”
Richie: „Well that’s ok, I’ll come by and get you. Lets say around…”
(She hangs up phone)
Richie: „Come on..”

(Phone rings)
Richie: „Hey.”
Samantha: „Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.”
Richie: „That’s ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..”
(She hangs up the phone again)
Richie: „Give me a break…”

(Phone rings)
Richie: „Hello.”
Samantha: „Sorry. It was just my dog.”
Richie: „Hey, what’s your dad’s problem anyways!? Why can’t we talk?”
Samantha: „He just thinks I’m on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I gotta go.”
Richie: „Don’t hang up!”
Samantha: „Richie, I can’t talk!”
Richie: „No, I’m sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him.”
Samantha: „It’s not my dad.”
Richie: „What? Well, who’s there? Why can’t you talk?”
Samantha: „Uh, just look Richie, someone is here.”
Richie: „Who’s there? Is it a guy!?”
Samantha: „Richie!”
Richie: „I knew it! I’ll kill him! Put him on the phone!”
Samantha: „oh.. it’s just.. hold on.”

(Hands phone to guy)
Richie: „Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha’s my girl!
You’d better stay away from her or I’ll make you wish you were never born!”
Buffoon: „Fuckin’ shit!”
Richie: „Yeah, fuckin’ shit is right buddy! Don’t think I’m kidding around, man! I’m crazy! I’ll smash your head in! I swear to God!”
Buffoon: „One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button.”
Richie: „Yeah, well that’s too bad! But I’m still gonna come over there and beat your face in!”
(Richie slams down phone)

Samantha: „What happened? Was he mad?”
Buffoon: „My neighbor’s dog has a four inch clit!”
Samantha: „Oh Buffoon, you’re the coolest.” (Whispering) „I love you…”