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[2 Dope:]
One time, the ICP with the shit for you
And your boys to say „fuck yeah” to
Yo, J kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that
Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap bald headed fuck
[Violent J:]
Ahh, shit homeboy, you shoulda seen me
I was flipped at the party, drank a fifth of M.D
Straight passed out on his mother’s bed
Seven cans of brew goin through my head
Dreamin I was sippin on Faygo
In my dope house and here comes a tornado
Ha, I can’t run nowhere
Cuz our whole damn house was spinnin through the air (damn!)
And don’t laugh just yet
(Ya ass landed in muthafuckin Oz) bet
And here comes a 3 and a half foot pimp
With a blue zoot suit and a mack daddy limp
Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon
Cuz this midget muthafucka and his boys are steppin
„Oh my, look at the witch…”
„You crushed and killed that wicked ol bitch!”
And they sayin that I’m doomed
Cuz I killed some ho that rides on a broom?
Fuck this, I’m goin back to where I stay
And I’m walkin down the yellow brick alleyway
[2 Dope::]
Well, go on muthafucka!
[Violent J:]
Now I’m roamin just like a basehead
Everybody know just where the alley led
And don’t say ya don’t know
Which way to go, yo there go the scarecrow
I ain’t playin this bullshit no mo’
So I whip out the nickel plated double 4
Best tell my ass how to get back
Or I’ma blow the straw out your fuckin head
You wanna see the wizard? Fuck yeah, I do!
Get me off this pole and I’ll come wit’chu
You know the wiz? Yeah, I used to roll for him
Then he gave me on a 'gene now I got a bullet for him
Now me and the crow was walkin on bricks
Spittin and cussin and holdin our dicks
Thinkin, damn this ain’t how the movie go
I ain’t seen one muthafuckin rainbow
Ain’t a fresh pair of kicks in the land
Just what ya thought, there go the tin man
How to get to the wizard? What the fuck?
I ain’t sayin shit til ya oil me up
I don’t see any muthafuckin oil, bro
Oil me up with a .40 of Red Bull
Ha, just like the book said
Tin Man was stumblin like a crack head
Old ass rusted up metal
But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto
[2 Dope:]
Yeah…
„Somewhere over the rainbow”
Fuck up, bitch! Damn, this ain’t Kansas ho!
This is the southwest muthafuckin ghetto zone bitch
So pick ya skank ass up and you and ToTo get the fuck on!
[Violent J:]
Yeah, we’ve come a long way
„Droppin muthafuckas all the way to Del Ray”
And I’m a wonderland story book tourist
Grippin that 44 we comin up to the forest
Anything could be out there
Lions, tigers and maybe a bear!
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my! (3x)
I’ma kick somebody in they fuckin eye
Don’t fuck wit me at a time like this
I’ll send out a bullet guarantee won’t miss
Someone just moved and the hooks are flyin
Then come and buck with the fuckin lion
I want rings, chains, any kind of gold
Or what? Or I’ma let this .9 unfold
Man, fuck this, come back to Del Ray
There you can rob muthafuckas every day
Crack heads, hoes, whatever you can name
Catch all the rich ones comin out the ball game (yeah)
So finally we was at the castle
And with the guards – we got no hassle
They all just got the fuck out our way
I guess even in Oz they know I’m Violent J
[Violent J:]
Yo, where’s the muthafuckin wizard stay?
Who wants to know? Violent Psychopath J!
I want a word with him at gunpoint
Cuz there’s no place like Detroit
Welcome to the wizard’s kingdom
The wizard of the ghetto as you say
Welcome to the wizard’s kingdom
Sorry muthafucka, this is where you’ll stay
Scarecrow you ain’t shit to me
And a lion ain’t shit but a snack for three
Tin Man don’t take me for a sucka
I’ll chew your ass up and spit bullets out muthafucka!
We let it rain
79 slugs to his muthafuckin brain
Then I step back cool and calm
Because the Tin Man was droppin cluster bombs
Everybody know about car jackin
So me and the fellas went home mackin
Jumped in a smooth ass ride
Drop top Geo says „Wiz” on the side
Gripped it back to the hood where we came from
And that shit was fun
Next thing I knew, I was back at the party
Got up and was finna tell everybody
But then I just let it pass
Cuz I know they’ll laugh at my drunk ass
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