Tekst piosenki
[Ty talking]
'Yes. This is a cautionary tale
You can … take it any which way you wanna
I mean no disrespect in part two
As we just … alright … let me …’ [Ty’s voice fades]
It was a sunny afternoon, somewhere between April, May or maybe June
The year had been quite busy
And I was just taking a break from having to make a tune
I was chilling with my cousin rude boys undercover just …
Watching the place
Sitting opposite the tube
And this girl walked up and said 'I recognise your face
Your name’s Ty isn’t it? I seen you in this and that magazine’
I was quite chuffed really
Looked slightly at my cousin and we both said 'seen!’
One month later she phones me up
'I’m in the area, can I come up?’ I’m like 'please!’
Turned to my brethren said
'I love you like a brother, but BRUSH you got to leave!’
[Tee talking]
'You know what I’m saying? You got to leave! If you met this girl right
You’d understand. You – have – got – to – go. Thank you.’
Check my reflection in the mirror
Spray a little air fresh, splash a little brute
Answer the intercom, 'is Tee there?’ Oh,, she sounds cute!
I take her jacket and she’s left with a white dress going from here to here
I offer her a drink, but she only wants water, I’m like 'oh each!’
The conversation goes from vague adult chat to thinly veiled come on’s
Blood leaves my brain, my whole body’s a drum stick … anxious to drum on
How shall I approach this? I’m virtually brain dead plus the line’s busy
I begin with a little friendly WWF and touch the titty!
[Girl talking, Ty whistling in background]
'Hold on, what are you doing? What are you doing? Are you trying to touch
Any of this? Who are you? Just because …’ [Girl’s voice fades]
Felt so ashamed! Had to excuse myself by pretending to take the piss
Walked to the mirror, splashed water on my face and said 'man what is this?’
Get a grip Ben, just because the girl’s here doesn’t mean you’re in
Ha, this sexy bullshit can mess up the play
And make you think your love is king
[Ty talking]
'Ohhh boy. Listen …
You know when you’re in one of those predicaments where it’s like
Just, oh what can I say, I can’t say …’ [Ty’s voice fades]
I left the bathroom with a clear head
Expecting her to moan, apologetic in the worst way
She’s butt naked on the sofa
Smiling like a joker 'T-Y it’s your birthdayyy!’
[Ty talking]
'No, no, no, no, no, no, no, y’know, no!
You don’t, listen, you don’t have to ask me what happened next!
Anyway, lets just say … mighty fun was had by all!
Of course this is fictional, so. Y’know
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