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I was in a club one Friday
A lovely lady comes walking my way
She walked up and she said hello
I said, „Hi. My name’s Joe.”
I was lyin’, so was she
She said her name was Donnie
But her shirt said Marie
She said, „You get to know me
You’ll never forget me.”
I said, „Why?” Then she bit me
Ouch!
That didn’t hurt
Kinda kinky
But she ripped my shirt
She poisoned me (and) I went to sleep
I woke up at her house
In the back of a Jeep
A Blazer, ’89
Tinted windows
I wish it was mine
Oh, it is
But where are my keys?
There they are…in the ignition
I’m at her house
It’s a Tepee
No, it’s a cabin
No, a sky scrapper
No, it’s an igloo
… a shack
Forget it. I’ll go around back
It’s a castle with a moat
How I get across…boat
(Twilight Zone noise)
Shooo…I hate that sound
I went inside
Looked right, looked left
There she is
Oh, no that’s Jeff
He’s invisible
I went downstairs
It’s a loft
No, it’s a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics
No, yoga
No, that’s karate
*You killed my teacher!!!*
But what a body!
No, he wasn’t there
I’m tellin you I saw em
No, really I saw em
He was playing checkers
No, Nintendo
Ok, I’m lying
There she is
Watching T.V
All My Children
No, that’s Cosby
No, Speed Racer
… Shaft
No, that’s Kimba
My fault…the T.V.’s off
There she is, what a doll
No, that’s Chucky from Child’s Play!
I kissed her
And she told me this was home
I entered a dimension called The Twilight Zone
Where anything can happen
I’m rough like sandpaper
Hard like algebra
You should be glad that I was nice
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage
To kick your ryhmes off
I tried to be nice
But you mistook that for softness
Now it’s goin’ to hell with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do you’ll feel the force of my rage
I’m on a rampage!!!!!!!
Sych just kiddin
Jeff wanted to do that
But I didn’t
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb
I guess I wasn’t wrong
Mary had a little lamb
Her fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
So did Humpty Dumpty
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown….
Hickory, dickory, dock
Got to use the bathroom now
Sych, I was drafted
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