The Lonely Island I Just Had Sex

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Sometimes
(Woahohhoh)
Something beautiful happens in this world
(Akon)
You don’t know how to express yourself so
(And Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing

[Hook – Akon]
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I just had sex
And I’ll never go back
To the not-having-sex ways of the past

[Verse 1 – Lonely Island]
Have you ever had sex
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex should make a nice man of the meanest

Never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey didn’t see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex
Undressed
Saw her boobies and the rest
For sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing

[Hook]
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I wanna tell the world

[Verse 3]
To be honest
I’m surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn’t really make sense
But man screw it
I ain’t one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good
The best 30 seconds of my life
I’m so humbled by the girls
Ability to let me do her
Honestly I would have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind
The soft nice smell of girls better
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

So this one’s dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them (yeah)
Whether you’re near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us fuck you

[Interlude – Lonely Island & Akon]
She kept looking at her watch (Doesn’t matter had sex)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn’t matter had sex)
I think she mighta been a racist (Doesn’t matter had sex)
She put a bag on my head (still counts)

[Hook – Akon]
I just had sex
And my dreams came true
So if you’ve had sex in the last 30 minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me