Da Phat Controlla Ho Ho (Ho) [A$AP Rocky – Peso Parody]

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[Intro: Sample of Santa’s Super Sleigh]
Look who’s coming ’round the bend
It’s Santa and his reindeer friends

[Verse 1: Da Phat Controlla]
I be that festive motherfucka, North Pole’s what I’m reppin’
Tell my elves quit the bitching, we gon’ make shit in a second
Teenagers disrespect me, fuck their shit I’m hectic
You get jack shit if you’re naughty, I ain’t coming to no poor kids
Sleigh’s so impressive, moving at a quick pace
For all the rich kids, and then especially for Kevin
Then Evan, after eleven, I gets you the presents
Red suits, black boots usually what I’m dressed in
For mum’s cunts buckle up, I come in your direction
In your house, between boobies up, on my erection
Decorate the front lawn, or your house ain’t getting nothing
If you expect a present, leave cookies on the dressing

[Hook:]
You better bet I know, bitches be getting coal
On Christmas Day I be like ho ho (ho) x 2
(Clop clop clop clop, Merry Christmas boy)
(Clop clop clop clop, here you get a toy)
(Clop clop clop clop, I don’t want no soy)
On Christmas Day I be like ho ho (ho)

[Verse 2:]
Ho ho ho
Your momma thinks I’m hot, man I asked „Is he asleep?”
Then we gon’ smoke a lot, right back up the chimney
Pull up on the rooftop, but I don’t have any keys
Even though yo house got locks, I come down the chimney
Yeah yeah I see, I’m feeling right on these double D’s
That’s for me? Heh thanks, but I do this shit for free
As soon as I leave, yeah I can finally breathe
That wasn’t best yeah, but it’s fun for Christmas Eve
It hails, can’t fail; the game: X-mas
Escorts, Newport, This here be my life still
So mami tell how my dick feels
Next year we play that Vick feel, for now just chill

[Hook]

[Spoken Outro:]
Yeah, thanks for listening
Have a Merry Christmas everyone
And uh, I don’t really fuck all yo mommas
Or… maybe I do
What’s her… what’s her name again?
I mean… I don’t know if I’d really remember, but
There’s a chance I might have, so
Just take that into consideration
And I hope you’re not that mad about it
But anyway, um yeah, bye
Til next time, and next year