Ej Laflare Typical Bitch

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[Intro]

Ladies and gentleman
I would like to introduce ya’ll to what we call the „Typical Bitch”
Yessir

[Verse 1]

On and on, ’till the clock hits morning
Keeping all the other people up with your moaning
Brought all of your luggage to some other nigga home
And he got money so that’s why ya’ll are boning
How come you’re always ending up with the asses?
You don’t see the bigger picture?
Bitch, you’re in need of glasses
You’re laughing at the niggas with Masters’
Niggas that don’t scream „Turn Up” at every chance that passes
Hey I tried to tell ya
These bitches don’t wanna work, hey I tried Azalea
Couldn’t change the friends
Yeah I tried, but failed ’em
They’d rather buy the dreams niggas try to sell them
Why’re you never with the guys with the class and brains?
You like the „Yo, yo, yo’s” with the tats and chains
And you say you want a guy with a nice personality
But even I know that’s insane
Nah baby, you don’t got it like that
In fact, that’s how the hoes get started like that
All the things you dream are arrogant things
Try to pass yourself off as the American Dream
More like the „American Nightmare”
Be real, how many people in your heritage fight fair?
You head’s a little swollen, you should put some ice there
Does my face look like a nice chair?
On and on, ’till the clock hits morning
You won’t get me to fuck, so stop your groaning
„Need some company?
You look a little lonely”
Ehhhhhh, not at the moment
I can’t change a bitch, so why try?
Your Instagram pics ain’t ratchet, so why lie?
You gonna find a man, so why cry?
„Post a pic of me on Instagram”
I would, but I ain’t got no wi-fi
You can’t always get what you want out of life
And I’m surely not saying this out of spite
„I don’t need to get a better man”
Shoot, you oughta
And what the fuck am I suppose to tell my future daughter?
Typical hoes
Tired of taking baby steps with you
Girl, I’d rather slit my wrists than have sex with you
And your looks don’t last
So what you gonna say then?
How you buying Giuseppe’s but you can barely pay rent?

[Break]

My name is Scott Laflare
Ladies and gentleman, I ain’t done yet
Yessir

[Verse 2]

„Can I have it like that”?
Um, no bitch
You’re hot with a cold heart, and you don’t even notice
I’m honestly tryna help ya’ll, no diss
„All these bitches are the same”
Uh, no shit
Only thing that I can hope is that they change
Typical niggas hearing this and thinking that I’m strange
And you ain’t tryna change, so lady pipe down
Funny thing is, I’m on my way to fuck one right now

[Outro]

Goddamn
That shit is crazy right?
Yessir
I’m gone