Darwin Deez Bad Day

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[Verse 1: Darwin Deez]
I hope that the last page of your 800 page novel is missing
I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red mustang

[Hook]
Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you. (x2)

[Verse 2]
If you drop your keys I hope there’s a sewer somewhere very nearby
I hope that your team lost. I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy

[Hook]
Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you. (x2)

[Bridge]
And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up your trash again

[Verse 3]
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny. (Ohh)

[Outro]
Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

But I’m sorry if it ever is. (x15)