Superking A runaway situation

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[Verse 1]
Around the time my mom kicked me out of home
I was camping with some girls, some were ugly, one the bomb
So I said: „Yolo!
Bitch you know I’m solo.“
Get drunk, feel like a Sir, call her trollop
Fuck past! All eyes on this ass!
Get even more drunk. Just don’t pass out, PJ! Just don’t pass out!

Wake up in a tent, nude 100% percent
Can’t remember anything, so I turn my head
Three naked human vans, one of them a man
That ain’t the bitch I was supposed to fuck, damn

[Hook]
Oh fuck! This is a runaway situation
While they laugh up their sleeves, I better up and leave for good
Oh shit! This is one of these stories
That you will tell your kids, If you don’t up and piss off

[Verse 2]
Six months later party like a raver
Music good, drinks great, girls even greater
Then I see her. Punk girl flavor
I’d do her a favor, If she’d let me, man, I ate her
So I’m like: „Yolo! Girl you can’t be solo?“
She’s like: „So that’s what you think? Buy me a drink though!“
So I’m like: „Wow! That bitch my ho!“
Two drinks later she’s like: „Bring me home!“
So I do and she’s like:
„You want to come in for a tea, right?

Living room! In a minute I’ll be there.“
So I go and drop my outfit. I swear
A minute later she comes in with earl grey like:
„…“ Ok, see you later my dear!

[Hook]

Three months pass, lazy on my ass
Guess who knocks on my fucking door? Right, class!
The two tent-bitches, ugly as fuck
Rags-to-riches? No, Richy on the rocks!
I better go fucking missing
Because this only can mean one thing

Oh fuck (3x)
Why always me?

[Hook]

Nah! This ain’t surely no fat. Look a little ahead! Run, run now, fast!
You better run, buddy, or they’ll be making fun about the
Ass of yours stuck with those ugly hoes and it goes down like that
This ain’t surely no fat. Look a little ahead! Run, run now, fast!
You better run, buddy, or they’ll be making fun about the
Ass of yours stuck with those ugly hoes and it goes down like that