Animeme Rap Battles Grumpy cat Vs Nyan cat

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Nyan cat:

Look up in the sky, not a bird, not a plane

It’s just little old me, Nyan Cat’s the name!

I’m a Pop Tart, don’t get it twisted son

Been crushin’ cosmic pussy since life number one!

I’m the first cat in space, won the cat Space Race

Here to cat bread you, have some wheat on your face!

Oh, your name is Tard? That’s short for retarded!

Don’t get mad, have some Skittles! I just sharted

Your face looks like a shitty cat version of Ron Swanson!

You’ll be forgotten, like the pubes dangling off my johnson!

You’re big in real life, but on YouTube I’m huge!

You can die tomorrow, I’ll still get 80,000 views!

Grumpy cat:

What doesn’t kill you pisses me off

So I’m gonna be the one to fuckin’ finish the job!

I eat, I sleep, I excrete, and lick my paws

You fly through space, that’s it? You should be hauling around Santa Claus

I’ll eat you for breakfast and turn you into a nice turd!

Have you seen Titanic? My favourite actor was the iceberg!

I’m a celebrity, I’m in Time Magazine

The biggest name in pets since, uhh, motherfucking Lassie

You’re a try hard, I didn’t even want fame

Kicking your ass? It’s in my DNA!

Nyan cat:

You’re shorter than the pinky of Peter Dinklage!

Scratch that, more like Dinklage’s peter, going through shrinkage!

You’re still a virgin, my penis caused the Big Bang!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

What’s wrong, Grumpy? Where’s the other six dwarves?

Celebrating your absence with coffee-flavored liquors?

You’re bout to get spade, and I’ve got a flush

You down the toilet, your wack raps make me blush!

I’ll put you in a blender, I’ll turn you to slush!

TBH, you’re not the first pussy I’ve crushed!

Grumpy cat:

Crush me with those rhymes? You’re batshit delirious

I had fun once, it was a traumatic experience!

And maybe I am smaller than a midget’s fridgid noodle

But at least I’m not some wanna-be Toaster Strudel

You ain’t shit, you ancient, you’re 8 bit, Atari

Just quit, you won’t get these eight tits, I’m sorry!

Cuz the only reason you got to be that tasty

Is your dad couldn’t get pussy so he sexed a pastry!