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Hello?
Hey, it’s your ex!
It’s one in the morning, what the hell do you want?
Baby i’m horny
So what are you saying?
You wanna get together?
I want you to come over
All dressed in leather
Like you used to do
Back in ’02
You give me nice dreams
Make me wanna scream, ooo, ooo, ooo!

That’s not happening again
That was was back then
Now i’m interested in bigger and better men

No booty calls!
Deck!
No booty calls!
Deck!
That’s not happening!

Aww, kelly, i still got it goin’ on
You’re hot to trot and i’m warm for your form

Wow, with cliché like that
I’m really torn
Your game is played
Go back to your porn

Don’t start me up
You make a dead man cum

Then you can just drop dead
Cuz you ain’t getting? some

What happened to the freak that used to rock my world?

Well the freak’s still here
But she’s not your girl!
You broke up with me

I made a mistake

So why don’t just ask me out on a date?

Uhh? uh?
Tonight’s fate!

Please

No booty calls
Deck
No booty calls
That’s not happening

Remember when we did it in the parking lot?

Outside of ihop?

Yeah, that was so hot!

Thank you, i’m flattered
But it doesn’t matter
I remember that you threw up
In the pancake batter

You’ve got a problem
You’re drunk all the time
Are you even sure
That this phone number?s mine?

Uh? yeah? ah?
Wait?. what?

If that confused you
I’m gonna have to lose you

Go back to first grade
And get yourself a blue’s clue
I don’t even know what ever made me choose you

Aww, but we’re good together!
But i can do better!

No one makes you wetter!

Buddy, you’re like cheddar
Cheesy!
'white cheddar

You know, i moved out of my mom’s
And got my own crib

That’s funny
That’s just were you belong, a crib

You saying i’m baby?

I’m saying you?re a baby

I’m not hearing yes or no, just maybe

Then you should get your hearing checked
Because you can’t play me

I’m a playa
Hate the game, don’t hate me

That’s not how that phrase goes

I know, but you just turn me on
From my head to my toes

Jesus christ!
Could you at least be original?!
If games were the truth
Then yours would be fictional

Baby i got style
And i got class

I got a brand new boot for your ass

No booty calls!
Deck!

Aww, come on baby!

No, no booty calls!
That?s not happening!

Hey kelly from the block
I don’t just talk the talk
I walk to walk
And i know you like my?

Hey! johnny-come-lately
Don’t discombobulate me
If you want some of this
You have to properly date me

I have to wine and dine?
That’s a waste of time
I can spend five dollars
And still get mine

Since that’s probably all you have
Lemme give you a hint
Go stuff your pee-hole
With a junior mint

Baby all i wanna do is make you sweat
Let me be the romeo to your juliet

Ok, drink some poison
And i’ll stab myself
You’d know that story
If you’d ever took a book off the shelf

I don’t need no book

Double negative
So you do

My dick’s hard, look!

That’s majority’s so rude!

I don’t understand
All these big words you use
I don’t need big words
Cuz i got big shoes

Verbally
You’re a moron
Sexually
A klingon
I’m more mature now
I need a mental turn on

Baby i got brains in my underwear
My dick equals mc squared! ooo!

You need to go back to physics class
The only brain in your pants
Is your head up your ass
Check that!
You could be right!
Because you do com faster
Than the speed of light!

You must admit
I got a load like a stallion
Getting peed on by
Creamy italian

Eww!
What am i to you?
A salad bar?
You like to squeeze so much
I need a dick sneeze guard

You want some tonight?

I want some never

That’s not what you said
Back when we were together

Well that’s not happening
That was back then
And now i’m interested in
Smarter, employed men

No booty calls
Deck
No booty calls
That’s not happening
No booty calls deck

Sorry!

Aww, come on baby!
You know i’m?

Don’t interrupt me

No booty calls

Oh, not back on that again!

Yeah, we are, because i don’t want one

Don’t you want to check out my new stereo?

I don’t think so!

I know you’ll like it!

Whatever!

Come on baby, come over

No! this phone conversation’s over!

**dial tone**

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