Mathletes Sweet Jesus

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I’ll never play Frisbee with Jesus
Not after last time when he hit me but I didn’t cry
Remember it was just me and Jesus
Before he started getting girlfriends

I’m not jealous. I’m just gay
And he hates that
But I’ll drink his blood anyway

[Chorus]
Lets drink Jesus, spread diseases oh yeah
HIV-sus. Lets drink Jesus, oh yeah boy

I’ll never play Frisbee with Marshall
Cos he’s an asshole, and I hate him, and I hope he dies
I hope you don’t think I’m racist
Believe it or not I’m actually white myself

Don’t steal my Frisbee, or my bike
Swear I’m not racist
I just know what my people are like
(Criminals)

[Chorus]
I’ll never play Frisbee with you
Because you’re stupid, and ugly, and you probably smell
Although you have a nice Frisbee
It doesn’t matter, I’d rather you just go to Hell

Like homosexuals, cos that’s bad
If you don’t believe me
You can just ask Jesus’ dad
(He wrote the fucking book)

[Chorus]
Once more now
Lets drink Jesus, spread diseases oh yeah
HIV-sus. Via Jesus, oh yeah now

That’s definitely what I call a second coming