Tekst piosenki
– We have found a witch. May we burn her?
– Burn her!
– How do you know she is a witch?
– She looks like one
– Bring her forward
– I am not a witch
– But you are dressed as one
– They dressed me up like this
– We didn’t!
– And this isn’t my nose. It’s a false one
– Well?
– Well, we did do the nose
– The nose?
– And the hat. But she is a witch
– Burn her!
– Did you dress her up like this?
– No
– Yes
– Yes, a bit. She has got a wart
– What makes you think she is a witch?
– Well, she turned me into a newt
– A newt?
– I got better
– Burn her anyway
– Burn her!
– Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch
– Are there? What are they? Tell us
– Tell me, what do you do with witches?
– Burn them!
– What do you burn apart from witches?
– More witches!
– Wood
– So, why do witches burn?
– Cause they’re made of wood?
– Good!
– So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
– Build a bridge out of her
– Can you not also make bridges of stone?
– Oh, yeah
– Does wood sink in water?
– No
– It floats
– Throw her into the pond!
– What also floats in water?
– Bread
– Apples
– Very small rocks
– Cider
– Cherries
– Gravy
– Mud
– Churches
– Lead
– A duck!
– Exactly
So, logically…
– If she weighs the same as a duck…
She’s made of wood
– And, therefore…
– A witch!
– A witch!
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