Primus Nature Boy

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I pull the blinds
Then I take my clothes off
Dance around the house like nature boy
My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren’t quite what I would like them to be
But you don’t see me
No one can see me

I pull my blinds
Fill out my income tax form
Pen in hand I write so legibly
I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus. I stroke him
But you don’t see me
No one should see me

I pull the blinds
For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating
I have my videos – loads of Ren & Stimpy
Bottom – a bit of pornography
But you don’t see me
No one should see me